ANSWERS: 29
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One sandwich short of a picnic.
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Not the sharpest tool in the box.
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Only knitting with one needle. Few cards short of a full deck.
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A few notes short of an octave.
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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definatly dead.
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not the brightest bulb in the pack. not the sharpest knife in the drawer. not the brightest candle on the cake.
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The headlights are on but the engine isn't running.
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Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
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In a 12th floor building the elevator only goes to the fourth floor.
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That boy ain't got both oars in the water. Lights are on but no one's home. My dad's favorite is- That dog won't hunt.
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The screws are all tight, but in the wrong places.
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the lights are on but theres nobody home
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I love this type of question, so fun! :D A few bricks shy of a load. Half a bubble off plumb. Sharp as a mud pie and nearly as bright. Bright a a burned out light bulb. Sharp as a bowling ball. A doughnut shy of a dozen. Not firing on all 8 cylinders. Dumber than a stack of toes.
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a bomb short of a terrorist LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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A few cans short of a sixpack. or in extreme cases: 6 cans sort of a six pack!
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Their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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Sandwich short of a picnic
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One card short of a deck.
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NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB ON THE TREE.
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I heard an old redneck say this once, Im not sure when, where or who though :P "That boys cheese done slid off his cracker" I thought it was really funny.
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Someone is as much use as a one legged dwarf in a ass kicking contest
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one taco short of a combo plate
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When God was handing out brains, he thought He said pains and asked for as little as possible! ;O
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not the sharpest knife in the drawer
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A few fries short of a happy meal! You going for dumb or crazy??
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''He's running on seven cylinders'' yo
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His toilet ain't flushing all the crap.
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A sandwich short of a picnic. The wheels are spinning but the Hamster is dead.
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A few french fries short of a happy meal.
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