• I was tying knots to restrain my wife and the knot did'nt hold and the wife rolled me over and pinned me.
  • Ha Ha!! Actually it happened last week. Me and a guy came home from the bar a bit buzzed up and started goin at it. I pushed him over so I can be on top and we both fell off the bed and hit the wall! It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. After a while we got serious again and he leaned back so I could start doing oral he fell backwards off the other side! I had to stop it was so funny.
  • Going down on a guy with whiskey in your mouth - apparently it burns like hell!!!!! We laugh about it now but he wasn't so amused at the time :)

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