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  • Let's see if I understand How the world works lately.. If a man cuts his finger off While slicing salami at work, He blames the knife. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes intoA tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren Are brats without manners, You blame television. If your friend is shot By a deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long To understand the world anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in Front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
  • I could sue the chair manufacturer and the electric company too.
  • I can understand how your old, wrinkled ass is confused. May I suggest...take a drink, put up your feet, sit back and listen to Uncle Bill. The world simply "is". It functions as it was designed to function. We the people are the ones who subjectively observe and interpret what is going on. Your examples are uncomfortably realistic...but prove my point. Reality is subjective. The people in your examples have interpretations of events different from yours (and different from mine, too). You don't need to worry about understanding the world, learn to love and accept yourself, without judgment. As you are. If you can do this, then you can accept whatever the universe presents to you. So I sit my own old wrinkled ass in front of my computer and think that I'm glad there's someone out there who has a sense of humor and I can write to. Thanks for the opportunity. And points.
  • Just let us know when the class action suit starts, and I'm sure more than enough of us will sign up to make it happen...! ;-)
  • In way of answer, no, I can't help you, because the world doesn't follow our rules.

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