• just this afternoon. :)
  • Now. I'm always laughing and enjoying life.
  • I didn't have it I heard Santa when he came by on Christmas Eve on his sleigh
  • on the AB! thanks to all my great friends and those who still are not!
  • Last night on AB with my good friend Sweet T
  • Tonight at work, my kids are a riot :)
  • Just a few minutes ago when I read a comment made by friend POLICE in HOT PURSUIT to one of my answers. That man is a comical genius.
  • Last week. A friend sent me an email joke that was actually funny.
  • I laugh all the time ^_^ Probably a few minutes ago when a song by Harry & the Potters came up on my playlist... freaking ridiculous...
  • Hmmm....Last night! It started off with a giggle...and turned into a gut buster. :D
  • Just this morning watching a B-rated movie with my husband.
  • Yesterday. I had googled "the troll answerbag" and I found a very funny question about "THE TROLL" (my former user name), not here on AB, but on ANOTHER WEBSITE!!! I'm sure it was about me because it had a link to my profile page. Am I famous or are some people just plain stupid/lifeless? ROFLMAO! Thanks for the laugh though.
  • Last night I had every type of laugh imaginable- belly laugh, rampant giggles, snorting laughter, amused chuckle..
  • messing with my biology teacher...i can always get a good laugh out of that :)
  • Something my hubby said... He has an excellent sense of humor and we laugh stupid like that all the time!
  • Back at the Barnyard; Epsode: "A Tale of Two Snottys" I was really worried about something and I was flipping channels on TV and came across this show. It made me laugh hysterically even in my moment of worry. (Thankfully the worry has passed and everything now is A Okay! Yaay!!)
  • This letter was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in a local newspaper… Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at my convenience, I will issue your employee a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY after dialing, press the star (*) button for English; #1. To make an appointment to see me; #2. To query a missing payment; #3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there; #4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping; #5. To transfer the call to my bathroom in case I am showering; #6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home; #7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier; #8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7 again; #9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service; #10. This is a second reminder to press * for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? Your Humble Client
  • Watching my wife's 7 yr. old nephew eat jalapeno peppers.

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