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  • Maybe, and he might even be a she
  • No, I think he would be a citizen of the world - literally, owing allegiance to no particular country.
  • He'd be Armenian and he's grow up in the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem.
  • He'd be Armenian and he would grow up in the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem.
  • I don't know if he would come back as a mere mortal. I've always pictured him descending from the heavens.
  • if he wasn't no one else would care...it would be in his best interest to come back as an american....i would imagine.
  • Certainly not..he would be a jew...as he was orginally..why on earth would he change his nationality? That would certainly screw up history, the time-space continuum and everyone's beliefs. :(
  • If Jesus came back he would be nuts!
  • I find it interesting that when people ask big questions everyone gets all mad and scores low, but when simple silly little meaningless questions get asked its all fun. Would people really prefer no one asked anything but questions like what is your favorite color? why is peanut butter chunky or smooth? do we want to answer only questions like this? but every time politics or religion come up people get all snotty and mean. can't everyone say their piece without snide comments and down scoring? IF you answer my questions whether I agree or not I score you for taking the time, I appreciate your opinions no matter how much they differ from my own. How could an opinion not be helpful? I would never rate a question negative, I would just not rate at all if I truly believed it was not helpful, in fact I dont even think that option should be available on this site. This place reminds me of a high school where there are little cliques and they try to bully out opposing views or opinions and rate one another high for no reason at all. Is :] a helpful answer?! rate me how you like because I am here to speak not collect points
  • Which disciple was it said "Nothing good comes out of Bethlehem"? I guess if Jesus was going to do the same thing all over again, he'd be born under suspect circumstances in a ritually unclean shed in the *rse end of society. There are *cough* probably one or two areas of America that would fit the bill, but anywhere with a slum, I guess.
  • In the following Hollywood biopic he would be.
  • Well Jesus is who he is and where he was born that was not America. But thing is any one can be an American citizen so maybe he would show up in the USA. We could use him here.
  • Well, if one is going to judge by the petition being circulated by Shirley the Republican, he may come back in Mexico or maybe even Iraq. That's where Shirley's genius comes in, filing a petition with the US government to grant Jesus automatic citizenship in the US upon his return. That one is a thinker and she's got all the angles covered. You people are so lucky to have her on your side and call her your very own...
  • not a chance
  • No Jesus (peace be upon him) will land in Damascus.
  • Not if he had a choice.... I think he would be born in the middle east again.
  • I don't think he would ever want to came back to a world like this XD
  • No, he'd want people to like him.
  • Yeah! He'd probably move to Hollywood. he has a better chance at survival there.
  • Jesus will return just as He left, in clouds of glory and He will return to the same place that He left from, Israel. Although He won't be American, Americans will definitely see Him when He returns.
  • Well since he is a Jew most likely an Isrealitte
  • No - when he comes back he'll be king of the whole world. Now, if he came for the first time now, I'm pretty sure he would be a Jew living in Israel.
  • why would someone ask the question "If Jesus came back do you think he would be american?" and then when given an answer respond with "so says a book he WAS a jew..now he's dead (if he ever existed at all) but who's to say he would come back a jew if he came back at all?" If you don't think he existed, or if you don't think he would come back- why even ask the question?
  • How would Barak cope with the competition lol
  • He would be the son of God right? What does it matter?
  • You mean if there was a BIBLE TWO - The Saga Continues"
  • I think he would be brought up in a place full of amazing ice crystals, which will instruct him in all the ways of the world, and then he will get a job as a journalist - no wait - that was superman!
  • I think he'd be a Texan.
  • only if jesus was fat.
  • Most likely He will come back soon. And He will be The "KING OF KINGS & LORD of LORDS". But before this day comes, there is going to be a anti-christ that will fool many. And they will sign that seven year peace pack, only to see it be broken in 3 1/2 years. Leading to the next 3 & 1/2 years to be a full blow out world war. And at the end of that 3 & 1/2 years, the real Christ shall come back & put a end to all wars. And peace shall be here on earth for 1000 years. Then the final judgment day will take place. But is He going to be all American? I don't think so. I believe Him to be the Son of the Holy God & King of all the world.
  • No, no, no. He will be Middle Eastern.
  • He already did and he is American, his name's Charles Manson!
  • He would be race of all races!
  • Not American but Canadian - they are trully a superior form of earthling up there in the great white north. All hail the superior Canadians! God sends his grace to thee! Yippie!

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