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  • well the funniest song ive evr heard was elekttrnik Supersonik. heres the video for it http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/63988 its so awsome!!
  • My ding-a-ling, by chuck berry.
  • "Big Balls" by AC/DC Lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/ac_dc_lyrics_1789/dirty_deeds_done_dirt_cheap_lyrics_4190/big_balls_lyrics_50304.html Try listening to it here: http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:995s8qttbtq4 I'm not sure if you need a certain medai player so if it doesn't work, sorry. Also "Chacarron Maccaron" by El Mudo Lyrics (and it says you can listen, too... but I didn't try that, so I'm not sure) also if you are wondering if the lyrics are really like that..yes... you can't understand them... http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/595018.html
  • just a friend - biz markie cheeba cheeba - tone loc old but make ya laugh
  • "Birdhouse In Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants
  • "Tight Like That" By the Asylum Street Singers. Part of it is a folk remix of the song at the end of Dawn Of The Dead.
  • Just about anything by "Weird Al" Yankovic. But my favirote of his is probably Franks 2000" TV. Link comin' at ya' ( http://weirdal.com/ ).
  • the llama song by burton earny
  • Why D'ya Do It by Marianne Faithfull http://www.lyricsdownload.com/faithfull-marianne-whyd-ya-do-it-lyrics.html
  • Update: I will have to completely agree with Carmella on this one, "Another One Rides The Bus" by "Weird Al" Yankovic is basically the only song that has made me laugh. Astonishingly good use of humor in a song. I would add "The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room" by Flight Of The Conchords as my second choice. It is humorous, catchy, and has a nice melody.
  • I think I'll join the Weird 'Al club here, but out of all his songs, I'd have to say 'Another One Rides The Bus'. All of his songs are funny, but the lyrics in this one are so unbelievably true it's scary! I still laugh every time I hear it! ...and a link to the lyrics: http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/anotheroneridesthebus.html
  • Barenaked Ladies, If I Had a Million Dollars: If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
  • canadian idiot by weird al
  • Fourth time around by Bob Dylan, "And she said no dear, I said "your words are not clear, you'd better spit out your gum." And she screamed so out loud till her face got red and she fell on the floor, and I covered her up and I went and I looked through her drawer. And, when I was through, I filled up my shoe, and I brought it to you.
  • Fourth time around by Bob Dylan, "And she said "no dear". I said "your words are not clear, you'd better spit out your gum." And she screamed so loud that her face got red and she fell on the floor, and I covered her up and I went and I looked through her drawer. And, when I was through, I filled up my shoe, and I brought it to you.
  • "Lunch Lady Land" by Adam Sandler "The Greatest Country Song" by David Alan Coe (I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain... But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck, she got runned over by a damned 'ole train!) Haha... great one.
  • Probably not the funniest song ever, but I thought I'd share. This is from the last show of my tour.
  • my name is what by msn
  • Adam Sandler's The Hannukah Song.
  • The I was Not a Nazi Polka by the Chad Mitchell Trio. If anyone can provide a link, I'd be grateful.
  • the llama song www.albinoblacksheep.com
  • THE MAN SONG! BY SEAN MORRY
  • It's true but yet so funny lol
  • youre the reason our kids are ugly by loretta lynn and conway twitty. i play the song as a joke for my kids dad. lol
  • youre the reason our kids are ugly by loretta lynn and conway twitty. i play the song as a joke for my kids dad. lol
  • "Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
  • The latest song from the guys at Jib Jab is the funniest I can remember (Plus it has animation!): http://www.jibjab.com/nuckin_futs
  • Maybe something from Weird Al.
  • I like mostly all of Wierd Al's songs my fav ones are the new ones Do I creep you out, and White and Nerdy
  • the penis song, it's hilarious.
  • Liked Weird Al doing "Eat It" that was funny, unlike Michael Jackson
  • It was called the "wolly song" It was talking about girls having lots and lots of hair in certain places and it was so funny!
  • I little peice of Gospel Satire from the Austin Lounge Lizards. "I know you smoke I know you drink that brew. I just can't abide a sinner like you, god can't either, that why I know it to be true, Jesus loves me but he can't stand you. Going straight to heaven boys, when I die, cause I've crossed every T and I've dotted every I my preacher tells me I'm god's kind of guy, that's why Jesus loves me, but you're gonna fry (God Loves all his children by gum, that don't mean he won't incinerate some, can't you feel those hot flames, licking you, whoo hooo ooo." I'm raising my kids in a rightious way, so don't you bring your kids over to my house to play, yours'll grow up stoned, left leaning and gay, I know Jesus told me on the phone today. Jesus loves me, this I know, and he told me where you're gonna go, there's lots of room for your kind down below. (Whoa Whoa Whoa)" So on and so on, it's hilarious realy, I like to play it for all my Christian relatives.
  • anything of weird al's. he is hillarious.
  • Anything by Tenacious D or the BloodHound Gang. Sorry no links.
  • the toddler
  • Rolly Polly Fish Heads - They Might Be Giants These Are the Daves I Know - Kids In the Hall Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo
  • I really like the Whitest Kids You Know
  • "Diamond Mind" by Rasputina is pretty funny.
  • I like Roy chubby browns "santa? where's my f-ing bike"
  • Fish Heads: rolly polly fish heads, eat them up Yum!
  • Driedel, dreidel, dreidel
  • Monty Pythons' "Ho ho fu**ing ho." (to the tune of Jingle bells) Ho, ho, fu**ing ho, what a crock of sh**, We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit! 'Cause we do all the fu**ing work, while he stars in the show, Shove your Christmas up yer arse, Ho, Ho, fu**ing Ho!
  • Anything by Florence Foster Jenkins
  • Probably "The Man Song" by Sean Morey .
  • Uncle F*cker on the South Park movie had me in stitches the first time. Check out anything by Steven Lynch: http://www.stephenlynch.com/discography/index.html
  • The march of the beavers
  • "You're Gonna Die Soon" By Sarah Silverman
  • The song about Bon Scott's balls. "Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best..."
  • life's a bit of shit when you look at it !!
  • Kip Addotta's - Wet Dreams
  • Either Mental Cruelty "Baby bring the hammer over here , theres a fly on Poppas head"
  • Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder
  • Either: 1. Lemon Demon's "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny." 2. Mario Bros. "Best game ever made." 3. Carlos Mencia. "De de de."
  • Either Fuck Her Hently - Tenacious D, Boyz N the Hood - Dynamite Hack, or Down With the Sickness - Richard Cheese.
  • Years ago when I was in Seattle, I was listening to an indy radio station very late at night and they were playing a song I had never heard before or since... the lyrics were something along the lines of this: I drive a piece of sh*t car, I drive a piece of sh*t car ... it just went on and on like that.
  • "I'm an Asshole" By Dennis Leary. It's HYSTERICAL. Lots of coarse language and it's pretty offensive, so if you're easily offended or there are kids in the room, don't watch the video, but otherwise, enjoy! It's pretty much awesome. Oh yeah and "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington!!
  • Hardcore Max hahaha
  • the llama song http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama Flash » The Llama Song
  • I Hate My Baby's Daddy by The Dirty South Girls
  • "Fuck her Gently" by Tenacious D
  • the monty python song that goes "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you too"
  • ... anything by the musical comedians, "Bowser & Blue" ... http://www.bowserandblue.com/ ... my personal favourite is called "Working Where The Sun Don't Shine" (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song). ... the song, "Let's Puke on the Yukon" from the album, "Black Bart at Large in the Great White North" ... ... anything by Wierd Al Yankovic ... ... Cheech & Chong's various musical additions to their albums ...
  • Songs from the Bob and Tom show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZcCpdFILY&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk&mode=related&search=
  • "The Scotsman" by Bryan Bowers
  • Tribute by the D gets me every time. As does The Metal. Where's Me Jumper by The Sultans Of Ping FC makes me gigggle still. And there is a line in Billy Bragg's New England "I saw two shooting stars last night, I wished on them - but they were only satellites. It's wrong to wish on space hardware..." that cracks me up every time I hear it.
  • Never gonna give you up, by Rick Astley
  • Dave Van Ronk (three decades ago?) had a hilarious song called "The Whores of San Pedro." Check him out. He's got several funny songs and some that are funny-sad-scary - like "Losers" and "Last Call." He's got major attitude. I think the Monty Python "Bruce's Philosophers' Song" is very funny.
  • "How Can I Say I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face." Muffy & the Mufftones. (honest)
  • "White and Nerdy." by Weird Al.
  • Every sperm is sacred
  • "Title of the song" by Da Vinci's Notebook Listen closely to the lyrics, it's a hilarious parody of just about every love song ever written (and it's so true! : D )... Makes me laugh every time, hehe (That video isn't the people who wrote it, but it's the best video I could find to hear the song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1Js9P3urw
  • NO one will have heard this one, but in the early 60s there was a funny Italian-dialect thing that said Please-a don'-a bang on-a da pi-an-o You gonna wake up-a da whole-a neigh-bor-hood. Please-a don'-a bang on-a da pi-an-o You promised your Mama and me that you'd-a be good. It ran to several verses......
  • The Bird Sitting on my Head by David Seville (he also did the Witch Doctor)
  • 1. Austen Tayshus - Australiana. 2. Anita Renfroe - The Mom Song.
  • Baby got back, from Sir Mix A Lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU&feature=related
  • Get your bisquits in the oven and your buns in bed.
  • what if god smoke cannabis by weirl al yankovic
  • "My Boomerang Won't Come Back" song. It's an older song, by Charlie Drake, I remember laughing until I couldn't breathe. My boomerang won't come back, My boomerang won't come back, I've waved the thing all over the place, Practised till I was black in the face, I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race, My boomerang won't come back.
  • Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus, it's just got really fnny lycis and a pretty funny beat.
  • here is another one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
  • Ween - Piss up a rope
  • A song that scold bad words all out of the song.
  • The Streets - Irony Of It All
  • there was this one about the migration of salmon... proabably called the 'salmon dance' or something. i was laughing the whole way through it :)
  • Big Balls by Ac/Dc
  • Paralyzed by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy. It is just soooooo funny. You wonder what the guy was on at the time.
  • I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
  • Dont know about a song, but the funniest band has to be Guttermouth!
  • Guitarzan
  • Shaddup you face by Joe Dolce
  • I think my songs "Wedgie Wedding" and "I Need A Man" are up there, (said with deepest humility... by Jannie Sue) http://www.janniefunster.com
  • King Missle, Detachable Penis....this song CRACKS ME UP
  • Pantyhose porn shop- Gnarkill The funniest song ever. For full song you have to download from limewire etc... http://www.last.fm/music/Gnarkill/_/Pantyhose+Pornshop%21?autostart
  • A Hell of a long list there, buddy. One of my favorites is "They Are Coming To Take Me Away" by Dr. Demento.
  • Show me your pussy, by Lords of Acid
  • Oh yeah, forgot to put mine. This song is so wierd it's funny. Liquidizng Chickens- Blah Blah Blah or The Blah Blah Blahs, I don't remember. Thanks for responses guys, I've been waiting three or four days to activate my account so I still can't comment or give points.
  • Purple People Eater Don't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd There's two.
  • Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost overnight?
  • This one:

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