ANSWERS: 92
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Fast food.
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Collecting elephant semen.
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anything to do with working at the morgue or the army - anything army or the president's body guard
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butthole doctor or proctologist.
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The one job that i would never want to have is to be a janitor!!!! That job is just disgusting!!!! YUCK!! lol
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traffic warden
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Many of the jobs I have seen on Dirty Jobs. That guy and his camera crew must make good money.
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Rosie O'Donnell's dietician.
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the poor person who cleans the public bathrooms
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road kill cleaner upper
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I wouldn't want to be a sewerage engineer, Dyno Rod isn't for me!
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a plumer because people will stare at my ass crack.
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being the one that decides what consitutes a violation here on y/a. it must be confusing, it changes everyday!
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Skyscraper window washer.
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Be a nurse. Be a dentist. Be a colorectal surgeon. Be a lab technician. Be on the show " how dirty is your house." EWW Be a janitor who cleans toilet everyday.
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The one thing I would never do... (Male prostitute) I'd rather take my chances running on the highway against traffic at rush hour.
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Way to many to list here.
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I could never work in a slaughterhouse or any other occupation dealing with the torture, killing, or inhumane treatment of animals. I would starve to death first before I'd agree to work in any of those professions.
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anything chaining me to a desk
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Being stuck behind a desk all day
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window washer on the empire state building
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Podiatrist! I hate feet and toes and toe nails and fungal infections.... the list goes on blurgh!xx
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I know, I want to end up a paediatric gp so, it will be quieter methinks.
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Llama Sperm collector.
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Garbage man
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i'd never want to clean up zoo animal poop ;)
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I'd never want a management job, and I'd never want to work retail again. My first few years working were in retail. That got old fast for me. I wish I made more money, but I'm much happier on the phone than having people right in my face. At least that way, they don't see the expression on my face when they are being "less than nice." Most the folks I talk to are great, though.
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Any job that is featured on Dirty Jobs.
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A lawyer for a child-molester..I'd probably harm the bas**** before we ever get to trial..then I'd be in jail! :(
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I would be no good in a hospital - everytime a child came in I would be in a corner blubbing or out to get the bast*$&% that put them there.
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The worst job I can imagine is working the lost luggage counter at the airport. Nobody is ever happy.
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Police officer. Im too hotheaded to put up with the crap they do. (I know I contributed to that crap MANY times LMAO)
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I'm not sure that I'd really consider someone who supervised a bunch of cashiers "management". More like "Cashier superivsor". Job I wouldn't want-assistant crack whore.
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The person who follows behind the horses in a parade (or the circus) to remove their waste products. :o)
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Chicken Masterbator.
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road kill cleaner upper
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I don't want a job that has anything to do with teeth... so no dentistry, dental hygenist, dental assistant, orthodontist, periodontist, oral surgeon, etc. Yuck - teeth are gross.
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coroner or mortician :)
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Porta potty cleaner upper or park toilet cleaner. YUCK!!!
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plumber
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a sewage worker
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I would NOT be a Troll
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Hot tar roofer.
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The guy who has to clean out those private booths in strip clubs where the girls dance behind the glass. Uh...worst job EVER, yuk.
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anethsesaiologist...guy that puts people to sleep so they can get cut up. 1. I hate needles. 2. I'm bad at dealing with other peoples lives in my hand.
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A Veterinarian, you have to know so many different animals, birds and reptiles systems and anatomy. It is just amazing. Plus I love animals.
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Police Officer lol irony.
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Teacher
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Definitely not the job where you have to go in and retrieve the bodies of accident victims, suicides, Murders, children ETC.
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lord of chocolate!
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Emptying Septic Tanks.
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Child-molester Probation Officer, Counselor or Criminal Attorney! :(
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a sewer diver or being president
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farmer, I have grown up on a farm and it is just way to much work. It's dirty, there is always things to be done, it's neverending. Early mornings. Nope couldn't do it. I do give a lot of respect to the men and woman who do. Without them we'd have no Milk! That would be a sad world, no milk.
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Any on the Dirty Jobs television show.
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pulling dead bodies out of the river.
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a Port-a-pottie cleaner.
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Sewer cleaner.
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Airline gate personnel!
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tele-marketer
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once upon a time i worked as a recruiter for a security company for several months. one of the applicants listed the position they desired as "turnstile". LMAO! i would not want to be a turnstile. in all seriousness, i could not handle a monotonous job like a factory worker or a toll booth operator. i knew someone whose job was to watch ice roll by on a conveyer belt. i cant even fathom that.
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Digging down to and repairing broken sewer lines. Not a sweet job during the heat of summer.
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Grief Counselor. :(
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to work in the assembly line in a tampon factory.
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Accountant
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Anything in a slaughter house or abattoir
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I do not want to work anywhere where sickness or death is involved. It would drive me crazy.
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I'd never want to work in a brothel. blech
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Picking Poop or working in sewerage cleaning.
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road kill picker upper
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Working in a slaughter house.
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Night soil collector. In rural areas only.
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A repoman. A friend of mine using to repossess cars and he said people got insane when you came to take their vehicle.
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Elementary school teacher. -shudder-
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Judge or lawyer
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Fast food or accountant. Worked in fast food and took accounting classes. Hated both.
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Roadkill cleaner
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any position for one has to stand for in one spot for security purpose.
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full time answerbag question answerer
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Basically, any job that pops up in Dirty Jobs.
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hit man
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School janitor.
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Anything to do with sewage
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Proctologist
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Septic tank pumper
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Sedan-chair porter.
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High level steel erector. Not sure of the title.
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Butcher I am a vegetarian
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Anal Hair waxer
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crematory operator
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another attempt. still not working I give up.
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embalmer
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