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"God bless you, ignorant heathen".
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Gehzunteit! German for "Your health".
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Is it necessary to say anything? What do you say when others cough, or hiccup?
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Splash you!
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I think it's funny.
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Cover your mouth!
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Gesundheit (it means "health" in German).
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"Catching a cold, are you"?
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A Spanish tradition is to say Salud! (health) for the first sneeze... Dinero! (money) for the second and Amore! (love) to the third. I think it's a nice tradition.
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nobody bless you.
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Gesundheit?
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Fictitious being bless you!
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salud
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Ew, have a tissue man
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Ahh ha reminds me a skit Dane Cook does....
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You're SO good-lookin'!
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cover your mouth you schmuck
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Cheers.
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Gesundheit.
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Dont bless me
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"God bless you." If they give me any $hit: "Go f**k yourself." ;)
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bless you.. gesundheit (sp?).. or whatever one normally says...
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You can say, God Bless You. It means you care for the health of their soul. They can accept it or reject it.
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Dog bless you. They might find it funny hence feel like I cared about them the best way that I could demonstrate it. I say always try to bring a smile to someone's face.
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Cover your mouth!
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my friend says to me "i respect your right to not be blessed" - Damn straight!!
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I'd say "God bless you." If I sneezed then I guess the athiest would say "Gehzunteit" or something like that.
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Some people say bless you...most around me say it to me or others than sneeze but other times someone might actually say gesundheit....I say that most of the times....if I don't I say well nothing.
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"Please wipe your snot off my glasses."
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Don't sneeze on me!
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Ew, I don't remember you ever breathing THAT in....
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i still say bless you to them - it's habit none of them have ever been offended
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I am agnostic and I say "bless you" it is more of a universal thing than a religious thing.
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Get a handkerchief
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God.. ermm I mean Cover your mouth!
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Cover your God Damned mouth:)
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...May your life/health be prosperous, even without the help of a higher being? I don't think they really care what you say. Haha.
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bag of sand heathen
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"Wipe that thing off your lip, man, it's revolting!"
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God bless you anyway!
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Don't spread that crap!
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May the nasal irritant that has plagued you so be gone.
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Is THAT how the Big bang occurred?? Also am I bashing my own beliefs here? Lulz.
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I don't have a good one sorry!
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Shit you
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EWE! is that snot? i think i just felt snot!
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"Do you have a cold?" :/
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"Congradulations"... because if Darwin was right, your snot just created life that could evolve into a human in a million years or so...
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"I would say, 'God bless you,' but that would be pointless. That would involve asking a being you don't believe in to help you overcome a disease that hasn't been serious since at least 100 years ago, so it's really an outdated practice even if you aren't an atheist. More correctly, even if you are a Christian, because if you were a Muslim, for example, I should say, 'Allah bless you.' But I guess people will continue to say 'bless you' or 'gesundheit' because it's part of our culture to continue old traditions because they are polite, like saying 'please' and 'thank you' even though they are used so much that they are now devoid of meaning." That was quite an earful, wasn't it?
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In my country, it's more common to say "Salud" (spanish for Health) that "Dios te bendiga" (Spanish for God bless you) But, why does anything have to be said?
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(OK, I know I will come to regret this but).... I don't know, what do you say when an atheist sneezes?
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god bless. you have to use the small g when you say it.
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Satan bless you?
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I dunno. F*ck you?! ;-)
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I hope that your heart starts again really soon?
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when you die nothing happens
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I don't know... I usually say Gezhundeit(sp?), but that's actually "God Bless". How 'bout if I just snicker? LOL
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Unlucky odds?
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Gezheunteit! (Literally, "Your Health".)
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Hey! Cover your fucking face when you do that you inconsiderate piece of shit!
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Nothing. lol
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Same thing I expect to hear when I sneeze, other than nothing. Gezheunteit.
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Cover your mouth, you ignurnt infidel! (?) ;-)
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Did you know that every time an Atheist sneezes, a sock disappears?
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bless you.
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I say, "God bless you," and I mean it. I also say goodbye (God be with ye) when I leave an Atheist, and I mean it. With love in Christ.
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God bless you!
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God bless y...oh wait no. Watch where you're sending all that snot, ya damn heretic. XD
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If I sneeze and someone says "Bless you!", just for kicks I say "Yes, thank you, Satan bless me." Usually they don't know what to say after that.
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Hey buddy, "cover your mouth".
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"Random fluctuations in spacetime bless you!"
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Be quiet
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"Go f*ck yourself"?! ;-)
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Here, have a tissue. Seriously though, you'd say "Bless you" (if anything) since they no longer force atheists to wear a t-shirt with a big 'A' front and back and you can't know it's inappropriate.
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excuse you, works for me. said in a nice way of course
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I've heard "curse you" before, but it was just a joke =P
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God bless you! They need as much blessing as they can get, since they seem to be such miserable human beings. Life would be miserable if you don't have anything to believe in.
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Get out! I don't want your bloody little unbelieving germs.
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..."Would you mind cleaning that up off of the floor, please?"
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Goodness...
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¡Salud!
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nothing
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If you ask Dane Cook, "When you die nothing happens."
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Isn't it more to do with your own religion and your decision to bless them or not? If someone has already said this then apologies, I'm having connection problems!
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Cover your mouth, dammit
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I still say God bless you!
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"Rot in eternal hell fire heathen"
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AH CHOO, LIKE ALL NORMAL PEOPLE.
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People shouldn't even say ANYTHING when someone sneezes... unless you really believe your exhalting demons from your soul... stupid question -2
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Guzuntight!
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In the words of Dane Cook: *I love living in a world where "atheist sneeze" comes up as a suggestion on youtube... although I WAS looking for it.*
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Say - "Eww, I don't remember you breathing THAT in..."
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bless you
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Feel better!
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Need a Kleenex?
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"Did you get any on ya?"
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Holy shit!
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say whatever you want. atheists wont accept anything you say if it's accompanied with the words god or bless you. :D
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I usually say something like Atchoo! . I AM an atheist so I'm assuming I'm the one sneezing :)
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Absolutely nothing, I don't follow mindless traditions just because many do. I don't even say "Bless You!" because there's no reason to. The whole nonsense is based off something silly from old times and it is pointless to say it today but people do anyway just because.
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