"Do not insert into ear canal" on Q-Tips.

"Warning! May cause drowsiness." On sleeping tablets.

a swedish diesel engine WARNING-do not insert genitalia into moving parts of engine. I am not kidding.I think it was a Scalia diesel

contains may be hot...on microwavable food uh

"Do not eat" on silica gel.

"Do not eat if frozen"--On popsicles i guess they had the wrong label on it lol

"Not a toy, do not place over head", on a plastic bag that had been wrapped around something in a box!

For external use only on preparation h. *yikes!*

... how about these ... .

-the one on a blow dryer or curling iron that says "do not use in shower" -I've seen on several packages "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside" -on a clothing iron "never iron clothes while they are being warn" (ok, really...who'd done this?) -on a sleep-aid package "may cause drowsiness" umm..DUH? -on a chainsaw "do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand" (again, they wouldn't put these on there unless some half-wit hadn't tried this)

Personally I think the warning "Do not eat" on poison is pretty funny.

A toilet brush with a tag that says "Do not use for personal hygiene"

What cracks me up is the French to English translation mistakes like on these kitchen knives I own. It says, ''keep out of children'' when they meant keep out of reach of children. Or things like, ''contest details inside! No purchase necessary!'' How the hell am I going to win if I don't buy it? Or, ''caution, hot!'' on coffee cups or again, ''may contain nuts'' on peanut packs. It's like yeah, I mean it would be the equivalent of putting a warning on a pack of cigarettes going, ''do not smoke, causes death!''

On a mortar (a military weapon): Warning on front: THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY. Warning on back: DO NOT EAT.

microwave-oven: Do not dry clothes in microwave-oven [why the hell would I do that?] Do not put a toaster in the oven (OMG) There were some other funny warnings, I've forgotten.

I thought I would share some that I found, LOL!!!! ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: - Directions: Use like regular soap. ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head. ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: - Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - Do not Iron clothes on body. ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: - Do not drive car or operate machinery. ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): - Warning: may cause drowsiness. ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: - Warning keep out of children. ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: - Not to be used for the other use. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: - Warning: contains nuts. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hand On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk of Fire. A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding Product will be hot after heating. On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head. Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner. A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns: Not for highway use.

Women should not handle this product. (It was on some commercial i saw a while back)

Sexual Lubricant: "Do not drink"

On a toy John Deere tractor: Warning! Avoid Death. Good advice, but exactly how are we supposed to do that?

"If erection persists for more than four hours, please see a doctor." Cracks me up every time.

Don`t drink water from washing machine!!!

i have seen a warning "do not tip over" on the bottom of a pie in a box.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"This product may contain nuts" on a bag of chocolate coated peanuts

"Do not eat" On the back of a printer cartridge.

On that sleeping pill Lunestra it states the side effects. One of them says "May Cause Drowsiness." Well no shit.

doluv rub dont use if mad huh

On a steakhouse promotion on the black rock cook it your self. "cook it your self and taste the difference"