ANSWERS: 56
  • Happens all the time at our local coffee shop. They shit in the sink sometimes too. I don't like coffee that much since I experienced that little episode.
  • I think they are trolls...they must be stalking you. Unless they are quadrapeds there really is no better explanation.
  • (Addendum to q:)The way it looked, they almost hadda do it with their hands. I've seen it on the wall, on occaision, at head-level. For f**k's sake.
  • Maybe a disgruntled ex-employee?
  • I used to work 3rd shift at a Waffle House. I've seen it all.
  • When I was in highschool, I was in Cosmetology, we had a lab area "Salon" with patrons etc. We had one woman who would poop somewhere different in the bathroom every week. The sink, the floor, the trashcan, everywhere except the toilet!!!!! One time I was at Wal-mart and I saw a grown man, about thirty years old, pull down his pants and poop in the toy aisle. People are so nasty!
  • That is fucking deplorable. I would install a security camera in the bathroom just to see who did it, blow up the picture, and put it in the front of my restaurant with the caption: "Caught defecating on the floor. Do not serve." Hopefully his friends enjoy Applebee's
  • ok i have a friend of a friend that told me when i first met her she was a mad sh*tter? she said that shes the nasty one that will drop a duece at a party and throw the roll in so it won't flush!!! she also said that in public restrooms she does the same thing, YUCKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Two words. Nasty Fockers.
  • Thank you all for your answers. I'm glad I'm not alone in my disgust. Yuck.
  • chavs/trailer trash.
  • I have NEVER understood the attraction of playing in your own sh*t !!! Where do these people get these ideas? It is the absolute worst at rest stops, I think!
  • i think they are mentally disturbed, or physically handicapped, or on drugs
  • Perhaps they have never had to clean up after one of their own kind, so they don't know what it is like...What a shame! This is awful and disgusting, not to mention the risk of disease...UGH!
  • i used to bartend in this real dive bar, i know what your talking about. once my boss came and told me i should go and clean the bathroom, i walked in and saw the shit on the wall and literally walked up to him and said i don't get paid enough to clean that shit! nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gave shot-gun ass a totally new meaning.
  • That's horrible! Do you think this has been done by the same person or different people? Has anyone ever been caught? It seems to me that when a crap-tracking jerk got to the dining room it would be very noticeable. I'd love to have them thrown into a porta-potty tank and keep them there for at least 24 hours. Then I'd submerge them in a pool of isopropyl alcohol and rinse them off with a fire hose afterwards. After that, I'd have a lockable butt-plug implanted so that they could only go in a tightly confined place that they'd have all to themselves and wouldn't be allowed to leave until they had undergone the above sanitizing process. I admit that there are legal obstacles to my plan but one can always dream. :D
  • Inconsiderate louts, obviously . . . .
  • That's disgusting and disturbing:-( And these are the same people we are eating next to at restaurant?????? I can't imagine a sane person behaving this way. Even animals don't defile like this.
  • Wow, the nachos moved through his system rather quickly. Too bad you can't keep a matron in the men's and women's room to hand these slobs a mop and bucket to clean up their own feces.
  • Am I the only one here wondering HOW they manage to do that?!
  • It's probably some kids on a dare.
  • There used to be some fu**ked up guy in my college dorm that called himself the "Shi*bomber". He would get up early, before anyone else, and dump all over the men's room floor, the shower stalls, and smear it all over the walls. Then he would stuff every single toilet and urinal full of toilet paper, to make the entire bathroom completely unusable.   Pretty embarrassing walking to other floors the dorm in just a towel, explaining to people that we got "shi*bombed", so we had to horn in on their shower space.
  • these people are oxygen thiefs
  • Reading all of these stories makes me feel ill! I know some people are sick...and I have known people who are physically or mentally disabled who can't help it. But, even though I work in an office (and I've worked in retail stores and a donut shop before....), the women in my office building can be just as big of pigs as those that use restrooms in restaurants and retail. They DO have the paper seat covers in our ladies room, but some women not only won't use them, but still do "the hover" and mess all over the seat. And, of course, leave it there. And..not just feces, either. And then there was the one time that (and I don't know if she was drunk or high..but this ex employee used to get "baked" at lunch) she went in the stall and projectile-barfed all over. It didn't even look like she made an effort to get into the toilet. It was all over the stall walls, toilet seat and floor. And, of course, she just left it there. Pigs come in all sizes, shapes and genders.
  • Yep it takes all kinds, track down the perp and rub his or her nose in it.
  • A girl I know that works at Walmart says there was a pile of sh*t on the floor in the men's department. Then they "wiped" with a ballcap and left that there too. Go figure..
  • Didnt anyone get a DNA profile from the crap?
  • its not my fault, my parents raised me that way, then i had to go do sumpin to earn money for college and people shot at me, which wasn't in my contract, so the only way to express my anger and discontent was to come back and become a democrat. power to the people!!!! are u sayin your toooo gooodd to clean up my shit!!!!!
  • Having walked into a restroom and seen something beyond what nature intended (shit) splattered on a toilet & parts of the walls...I almost puked, yet wondered what the hell that person musta had to produce such projectile?
  • Jeez. Maybe Mississippi isn't so bad after all?
  • and that ain't the Ritz. find new employment.
  • The same people that crap all over the men's room floor at work when they don't get a promotion. This happened where I used to work. Makes you feel good about spending those tax dollars on intelligence, no?
  • Must be relatives of the idiots who smeared a poopy baby diaper all over the wall of the Walmart dressing room and left a bloody maxi pad on the bench.
  • Never knew 'shat' was the past tense of that verb. You learn something new everyday, it seems.
  • It might have been from his food the cook worked on when he didn't wash his hands in the bathroom.
  • people who think its funny to mess with people. i get this too at work
  • I'm not usually easily disgusted, but that is a new level of nasty to me... What kind of a person does that, and at a resurant no less... It makes me feel queasy, just reading it... :( I have never seen anything like that and hope to never have to...
  • get another job, don't work with scum like that. Unless there are other enjoyable parts..life is short, surround yourself with good people.
  • they are the people who don't know the truth about shit
  • I've seena couple of horrible ones. There was an out of order toilet at a dennys. had no water in it even and someone went to town on it. Another one at a rest stop where they just EXPLODED all over the entire stall. maybe that one was an accident, but gah thats disgusting. These are shiterrorists
  • Never has a sudden upset stomach? Keep in mind that there are accidents...working at a supermarket a very nice elderly & completely sane man that shopped every Thurs. He Sh*t himself from isle 4 all the way through the back of the store, down the stock hall to the bathroom doors & it didn't end there. I felt SOOOO embarrassed for him & truly sorry for the employee that had to help him clean it up. He was sorry & insisted on helping.
  • Yeah, I've seen people poop in the urinals, vomit all over the toilet and floor, wipe poop and/or blood all over the walls of the stall. Nasty people...
  • That is nasty. Fu**in' gavones.
  • I remember this question... that explosive diarrhea can be really bad. I hope you don't have to clean the rest rooms too.
  • I HAVE HEARD ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS THEY ARE CALLED SHIT TRACKERS , THEY LIVE IN THE WOODS. THERE IS A BOUNTY OUT FOR THEM, NEXT TIME CATCH THERE ASS AND HARPOON THEM
  • that's why I eat at Chili's
  • There was a person doing this in two seperate places where I used to work... When they finally figured out who was doing it, they found out in the one case that is was actually an employee and they fired his ass immediately! but in the other case, it was a customer that was severly mentally retarded and just had a "problem" with feces in general and did it everywhere they went even at home. They say that it is a condition and it starts in childhood with children getting beatings for normal bodily finctions. It is a cry for help...
  • oh gawd yes these are sick ppl. i worked at flying j truck stop as maintenance. i would see this all the time. i have no idea why they do this.
  • they're from northern nevada
  • ha people like that are just half retarded i swear
  • One year, when I was a counselor at a jr. girls summer camp, the camp Director got there two days early and was walking the grounds. She checked on the bathrooms and one stall had poop smeared all over the seat, teh walls, floor. She was the only one there and had to clean it up. We found out a homeless guy was wandering around and he was "marking his territory" Since when do people become dogs?
  • Everytime this question floats to the home page of AB, it makes me giggle.. Sorry Scott, I just love the way your phrased this.
  • That is too vile for words.
  • well at least there not writing there names on the walls with there crap like we get at our work.
  • Unfortunately no one ever seems to catch these #&@%& morons, but should they do so it should be perfectly acceptable to use them as the scrubbing device to clean it up! It is difficult enough to find any establishment with really clean restrooms, and then ..... !!!!! I hope I've never known anyone who would do this sort of vandalism.

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