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For me, that would be when I start complaining about the music these kids are listening to today. LOL!
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When you've pooped yourself. No. Wait. That was happening when I was five.... Would you consider 5 to be old?
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That My eldest son is 9. Each year I realize how old I'm getting and I'm not even 30 yet.
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I can start to see my scalp when I look in the mirror...
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It hurts to pee.
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menopause
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when ageing no longer frightens you.
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Aches and pains last longer.
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When you have to ask. :)
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When you find out kids that you used to baby sit for are having children!
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Grey pubic hair. I sh*t you not.
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Being wheeled against your will into the nursing home and you can't do anything about it.
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An awareness of the swiftness with which time passes. Just ask a kid and they will tell you a year is FOREVER. You are getting old when you know it's just a blink of an eye.
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Everything goes south...:(
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You have to lie about your age...
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Stray long hairs
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Crows feet.
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You forget how to play :)
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When you start yelling at kids to get off of your lawn.
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When you start saying... "F***ing kids these days."
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Going to bed early. And LIKING it.
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When you cannot see your age at the calendar..^_^
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Two days ago when the vendor that was doing a presentation at our company handed me his business card and I recognized the name as someone who's mother I worked with 20 years ago and thought "no way can that be her son, he was my age and this guy is old and gray!". It was him and I had to concede that I probably look older now than I did 20 years ago too. :D
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when you begin to reminisce about "the good ol' days" When you tell yourself that it would be nice to be young again
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When you start complaining about teenagers and halfway through reading the answers, you forget what this question was.
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When your doctor is younger than you are. You know you're getting REALLY old when your doctor is young enough to be your child... I'm at the first stage now, but not far from the second.
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When you have to swing your arms to gain momentum to get out of an armchair.
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You call at least one teenager a week 'disrespectful' and you're not a teacher.
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When you remember the group that Paul McCartney was in before Wings. When a kid approaches you and asks if you have any grandchildren. When you realize that just about anyone who has a job is younger than you are. :p When you eat pudding your thumb. ;)
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I noticed within the last year that my eyesight isn't what it used to be. :o(
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When someone complements what a nice a pair of alligator shoes you got on and they don't realize you're bearfooted!
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You wake up in the morning.
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Beginning to regret things.
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When a child that you don't know, comes up to you and asks you how old you are and then after you tell them. Their response is "why your old enough to be my Mom!"
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Seeing my scalp peeking through while checking out the back of my head with a mirror. So I decided to fire my hair, before it could quit on me...
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When you start losing....what was the question again?
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Digestion. No more Thai food or Irish whiskey (of course, in excessive #s!)
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When you become wiser, and realize all the Boo Boos you've done in life. And how you wish you could only go back and change a few of them. But for the most part, you realize what is done is done. And at this point in life , you appreciate every day to its fullest just as if it was your last...........M.C.S.
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when you catch yourself saying "when I was your age".
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when your wife has to put your socks on for you
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"we didn't have the internet when i was a kid!"
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When you blame new ages things on the ills of society.
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your birthdate keeps getting firther and further away.
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Not being able to travel (said my 94 year old friend)....
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what was the question again? i forget why i'm here.... :P
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-things hurt that you didn't know existed -you always have a box of L'Oreal hair color in the cabinet (hell, that's been since my 20s!) -you take blood pressure meds -you have to have a hysterectomy -"sleeping in" means getting to sleep past sunrise
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For me it was when I began to crawl back into my memories and live with them. Regards.
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I died 6 years ago and am starting to really rot it up. Sure sign, no?
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forgetting your own kids name.going up a flight of steps,gray hairs,poor vision.oh the list goes on and on.
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I hurt when I get up
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When the news casters are all younger than you. :(
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When you think Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are a new rock band.
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when u cant get off the couch without saying Ouch dammit!!!
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you are young = you are making memories you are old = you live remembering
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I think dementia or Alzheimer's is probably the thing that shows that you are coming to the end. I know peole who are old at 35 and people who are young at &@ (ME).People guess my age at 60 or near there. I don't take ANY prescriptian drugs and my wife is 65 and has never had a prescription written for her. I guess we are lucky.
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Funny sweat smells, hairs where there shouldn't be hairs, really crepey skin on your hands, yellow toenails, ridged fingernails, sore back, and drooping breasts.
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When policemen start to look young.
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When you drive through your old college campus and wonder why all those junior high school aged kids are scurrying around from class to class. And then it dawns on you...
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when you poke your tongue out when your forkfull of food is only half way to your mouth.
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When it hits you that you have absolutely nothing in common with "kids these days", as far as music, trends, fads, etc.
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The loss of energy
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The very fact that I am a grandfather of four grandchildren.
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When you no longer can do the things you love, enjoy the things you love, or be with the ones you love.
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When you begin asking questions, such as the following ... "What is the single most definitive sign that you are getting old?"
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When your skin starts to sag and wrinkle....you can always dye the hair - any of it. Yes, there are kits for that, too, Little Bo Peep.
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When everyone around you starts to look so young, when in fact they`re not that young. You're old.
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wrinkles im 28 and am starting to get wrinkles
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definetely, when u cant stand "loud" anymore.ur getin UP THERE!!
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Winkles.;)
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Perhaps for me it was needing dentures
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When you think you are!
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