ANSWERS: 87
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Wonder how'd you get in my downstairs lair.
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I am pretty sure I'd slap back.
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I'd BITCH SLAP you!!!!!
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Slap you back! LOL
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Slap me where Ash.;-)
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Ask you if you have any last words. Then proceed with trying to kill you.
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Kick your ash... :)
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I would be surprised the iron skillet could actually get a dent in it the size of your head.
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Put you in a headlock, hogtie you, and call the police. If you got that close to me, you must be trespassing.
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After the intial shock wore of id slap you back and just for good measure, id pull your hair too :D
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I'd cry.
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I'd snap your arm off and throw it to the wolves:)
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Turn the other cheek if I could.
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I'd make you sh*t in your shoes and eat them both...then slap you back :o)
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I would think that technoligy is getting a bit to advanced for its own good!
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Bring out the ole guillotine!
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id put u into a kimora arm lock...try slappin me now..
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I would look at you crazy and then kick you out cause im sick and have a very bad headache but if i didnt id look at you crazy and then slap u back
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I'd bust a whole in my sock kicking your behind!!
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it depends on weather or not I deserved it.;+0
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I will show my other cheek. I strongly believe that every thing happens for a reason. And I will not ask you for your reason. There is one more thing which you may not have noticed. That may bring you closer to me. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/546912
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Thank you for it. I need to snap out of it and go get my dishes washed.
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My face would become red...i will try to find out the reason as civilly as possible and if all else fails..put up your hands..gangsta style!!! lol
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Slap You Back! lol. j/k :p
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LAUGH and plot my revenge.
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Toss you into the lake about 3 blocks away from my house. We'll see if you slap me again after being in near freezing water :P.
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Say thank you and probably ask for another. :)
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I'd probably ask you what you slapped me for, after I slapped you back.
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Say, "Wow you got quite a reach".
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You would not do that if you consider your hand as being valuable to you...
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... before your slap arrives at its target, I would catch your wrist with one hand while slap/pressing your elbow with my other hand ... pressing your elbow and pulling your wrist untill your arm is straight and you are experiencing the pain of an almost broken elbow ... as I step on your foot, place my bent knee against your knee and move you untill your leg is also straight and you are also experiencing the pain of an almost broken knee ... then, while holding you in this painfull position, I'll ask if you wish to continue being violent ... ??? If you relax and surrender, I release you unharmed ... if you are agressively violent, I break both your arm and your leg in self defense, then step back to a safe distance and call the police ... I wait for them to arrive and let them call the ambulance ...
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I'd look a bit hurt and then slap you right back :]
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Make you sorry that you did.
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I'd grab you, tie you up, take you home with me, make you my slave, and have my way with you.
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I would sit down.
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On my ass? Laugh, and ask what you were doing later! Across my face? Laugh, then beat your ass.
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I would never buy you a drink ever again.
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It would depend on where you slapped me :)
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screw you again ,'what a turn on'!
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probably put some clothes on.
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Well Ash I've seen you and if you did that it would kind of turn me on and I'd have a smile on my face.
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Take out that shotgun... And that would be it. Oh! And pull the trigger.
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Kick your ass.
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Slap you back.
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You would never stand a chance to slap me, I have very fast reflections and I would strongly catch your hand in the air and and slowly and gently take it down to its place. A very poor chance of this happening to me.
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I would bend over and turn the other cheek.
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I would slap you back
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I might grab your ear and twist, or grab you by the back of the neck of your shirt and drag you out the door, thats what I do to the drunks I throw out of the bar when I work as a bouncer or bar tender.
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Depending on where you slapped me, I might like it... :)
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I will yell at you why you hit me?
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I would slap you harder
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id call a female friend to come over and beat you down
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Look very confused.
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I'd slap you right back, but harder with my pimp hand.
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I slap you back of course,im not one to sit back and take a beating!!!!!
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Probably, elbow you in the gut or do something else you wouldn't be prepared for.
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turn the other cheek
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pull my pants back up, because i don't like it that way
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Slap you back...what game are we playing? :D
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i'd massacar your family.
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I'd slap you back. Smile. & Then ask you what the hell that was for.
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I'd shoot you in the head.
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i'd smile. i wouldn't mind a gentle slap in the right setting LOL
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Thank you sir may i have another.
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Present the other cheek
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I would slap the shit out of you
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Pull out my equipment. Didn't know we were playing.
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SLAP YOU BACK
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Punch and hopefully, knock you out. I would suggest you do not pick a fight with me because I take boxing and I'm just as good as men at the sport. Lets stay friends, agreed?!
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Kick you. Haha! Good question! +3
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Engage in defenestration with you as the recipient of the action.
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stick you in the face
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Have a justifiable reason to take your head off of your shoulders..but..I wouldn't..I'd just give you a little incentive love tap to remind you to never try that again ;) LOL
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I'd be shocked, afterall what the hell did I ever do to you, lips quivering, mock tears rolling down cheek; and I'd slap you back & run. ;) I'm not sure I can take you down.
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I have no arm strength, so I'd probably give you a strong kick to some sensitive area and then ask you why you hit me.
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Meh, I really tired from swim team practice tonight. I've got school in the morning and it's 1:08 in the morning. I'd probably just say "what the hell man?", and walk away. I get very mellow when I'm tired.
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Well u'd be apologizing without teeth.
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Either I'd say "Thank you ma'am, may I have another?" or "What in the hell was that for?"
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Probably burst into tears after I ripped your face off :-)
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I'd tear your ass up with the full force of my 6'1" 190 lbs frame.
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UMMM! Pay you twenty to make me your bitch! =) Ask you to do it harder next time!!! LOL!
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I would stand still in shock and probably thinking of a reason...
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Slap the shit out of you.
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Probably pass out from fright. As far as I know I'm the only one here right now.
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slap you right back.
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I'd compliment you on your bravery! Then place the back of my left hand gently on your forehead, and punch my left palm.
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