ANSWERS: 100
  • Faint dead away... that's my response to most unfavorable stimuli.
  • I would flip out, probably beat the crap out of both of them. And kick him to the curb indefinitely. This happened to me when I was 7 months pregnant so I didn't beat anyone up, but the relationship was definitely over! What would you do?
  • I'd leave, come back in a couple of hours, and demand answers. Why wouldn't I confront them right there? I'd be scared of getting into any physical conflicts or making any rash or stupid choices.
  • i will most likely have a heart attack.
  • Well, it happened to my grandmother-in-law. She shot at the womman, threw the gun at the man and neither have be sean sence.
  • I would say..no no no..don't get up..I will see myself out..bye bye..and leave :)LMAO been there done that
  • good luck, because I just got the lab report from the doctors office that the person your sleeping with is positive with HIV. Im glad I always used condems.
  • That is what happened to me....I divorced him.
  • I'd be pisssssed. I just washed those sheets.
  • See if my aim is as good as it used to be. No, not a gun...ashtray, glass, book, chair, whatever I could manage to hit both of them with before they got out the door...no time for clothes...RUN!! }:-{
  • Beat both of their asses.
  • Sleep on the futon.
  • Well, I would start by yelling. What, I do not know. It would probably be followed up by me taking the tramp by the hair, probably giving her a smack or two if i was being reasonable, and throw her out. Preferably naked. My partner...well, I'd start out with a good sound thrashing. He can explain everything after he's unconscious.
  • Well.... I wouldn't risk going to prison over any woman who would betray me like that. When I was younger and much more hot headed I would have probably killed them both on the spot. Now, I would walk away and hire the best divorce attorney I could find and the battle would be on !
  • Run over to them and...join right in ;)
  • I'd be in total shock. My wife is just not that type. If she were going to be with someone else I know it my heart she would leave me first. She is just not a sneaky person.
  • I would make it a threesome, the third being my remington 12 gauge.
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  • Many years ago this happened... I jumped into bed and it wasn't to join them! The little witches hair was half pulled out. If it ever happens again I would simply walk out and they would never know I was there. As I found out, that kind is not worth fighting for!
  • make them get the hell out of my bed! or at least change the sheets afterwards!
  • it involves murder, and hopefully an appearance on "Cops" where they try to figure out how a person could be disassembled. O.o I take infidelity quite personally.
  • Get a pair of very small gloves, and knife that bitch. Worked for OJ =/
  • I would beat them both. I don't belive in hitting a woman but in this case I don't think I would be able to control myself. I would prolly kill the man, tell my wife how it is all her fault that someone had to die. then I would walk out sit on the front porch and cry until the cops arrived.
  • We'll its never happen to me yet. But if I did step into something like this. I would most likely take the tape out of the security cam that showed them doing their thing together. And then take the mail I had just got, with all the high bills from the mailbox. And knock on the bedroom door & tell them that I left those big bills on the table & they had better enjoy what they are doing for a long time. Because those bills are now theirs to pay. And I would move on & enjoy life on my own again.....M.C.S.
  • The 'BURNING BED' movie with farah faucet comes to mind.
  • If I had a partner and we weren't in an open relationship... I guess I'd just sort of stand there for a few seconds, and then leave, slamming the door. Go anywhere but my house, preferably somewhere I can drink myself into a stupor. For a couple of days.
  • Jump in!
  • My completely honest answer: I wouldn't touch the girl...but I would beat the SHIT out of whoever she was with...seriously...the guy would have no shit left...because I'd beat it ALL out of him. Then I would spit on the girl...then I would break up with her. Boom. Just like that. I'm not usually so violent...but that situation would bring it out. Now if I found my girlfriend cheating with another girl...I'd probably just stay and watch.
  • I would walk back out the door and go hang out with a friend for several hours. My husband could spend those next several hours panicking and trying to figure out where I went and what to do next. However, I don't anticipate this actually happening, so who knows what I would do!
  • i would mag to grid and GET RID someone who cheats once will definalty cheat on you for a second time i would not be able to trust that person again, if ou stay with them your more liable to get HURT in the future
  • Sorry I have no partner :)
  • Id throw a bowl of water over both of them and then throw their clothes onto the street!! Then id probally bawl my eyes out!
  • Life in prison.
  • rub my hands together in anticipation of a great time and join them
  • I'd close my eyes, turn around, walk away and never go back there again.
  • walk to my kids rooms get enough things to last a few days, get my stuff,then turn around and walk out (stopping at his parents house to rat him out on the way)
  • I'll throw them both out of the house and after a few days, have a heart to heart talk with my partner and then break up. Just need to talk to let everything out but in the end, I'll let go. It's not worth it.
  • I would go out on tip-toe, and then I`ll be thinking what to do
  • I'd say About bloody time! lol!!! Now maybe I can go and have some fun of my own.. ;) ummm ...
  • like 1 or more of our 5 kids. pick them up and put them in their own bed!!
  • I've had that somewhat happen...only it was at a party that I found the guy I was dating in bed with his ex...it hurt, but it proved how much better off I was without him. It's not something fun to deal with.
  • I would take a deep deep deep breath, say oh "excuse me" walk out, close the door get all the tax returns and bank account and invesment account numbers, and then run, not walk to a really good attorney. (No, wait, probably should create a Kodak moment before closing the door and then run to the attorney). One thing for sure there would be nothing to discuss. As they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
  • I would serve time.
  • Drop dead from surprise. He has been gone 14 months.
  • Just leave. Then wait for the explanation over the phone.
  • All I will say is the war is on, and may the best woman or loser win.
  • Give him the most evil look and tell him to get the hell out. Then I'd grab the girl by her hair and smack the crap out of her. :)
  • Depends on whether it was a guy or a girl (my wife is bi), and whether they asked me to join in...
  • I would throw them both out of the house, then throw their clothes out the door after them. Next, I would strip the bed and burn the sheets and any bathroom linens they may have used. Then I would get busy and scour the bathroom with bleach, disinfect the entire house, have a locksmith come change all the locks, and finally I would have the local thrift shop come and pick up all my ex-partner's belongings. If he wants them back he can go buy them back from the thrift store. I would erase the cheater out of my life as much as can be done, never contact him or receive contact from him again and move on with my life as if he never existed in the first place. Cheating is the ultimate "deal-breaker." Nothing spells out "it's over and I totally disrespect you as a partner and a human being" quite like your partner choosing to be with someone else and in your own home/bed ~ ugh!! Good riddance.
  • Sadly i have once, and sadly again i lost control and beat the fuck out of him with my shoe. Then i kicked him out and broke up with him. Heres the thing, many ask why didnt i kick her ass too, simply because she had no clue he was with me for one and two even if she did, oh well she wasnt in the relationship with me, he was.
  • LoL My hose specially my bed ? somebody better call the cops asap because somebody getting hurt. other than that if I caught my future gf on a bed with another guy, I would just walk out and cut her off completely. Most often other guys would engage in combat with the other male; but I don’t see the point when the girl has accepted to engage in the activity as well
  • Hmmmmm. I would really really really want to be angry. But i would probably just cry. ~+~
  • kick him ...beat him... hit him... smack him... i don't know its really hurts... ill walk away... and sue them both...and ill take some pictures of them as a proof .... hehehe... i'll do anything to destroy him...
  • grab the nearest camera or camcorder for court evedience and then i would beat someones ass to a pulp.
  • i would pack my stuff quietly take the kids and be greatful the f*ck is not my problem anymore.
  • W00t! 3-way tiemz!
  • To be honest, this scenario is so far out of the realm of what I consider to be my reality that I have absolutely no idea! I just can't see my husband ever betraying me that way (I know, I'm a romantic I suppose). I suppose I would be surprised at first, then pissed beyond belief, then kicking people out of the house, then crying my eyes out.
  • I walked back out.
  • Well i would kick both of them out of the bed and say to your partner its over and kick both of them out of the house.
  • It wouldn't happen.
  • Grab the video camera for setllement and court purposes!
  • If she was in bed with a guy, I'd be mighty pissed. If it was another woman, well then...where's that Barry White album?
  • Kick the living shit out of the pair of them, kick the girl outside with w.e she was wearing while in the bed so everyone can see what a dirty little skank she is, and then cut up every single clothing the man has and kick him outside with the dirty skank and start throwing stuff out the window at them..!
  • I'm always fascinated by those movies where one of the partners is in this situation and just backs quietly out the door. Does that ever really happen? I'd probably give meaning to 'berserk'!!
  • I think the question is, what WOULDN'T I do. ;-P
  • I just left a guy for cheating on me and it hurt tremendously. I really couldn't imagine HOW I would have felt had I caught them in the act. It would be a hard thing for me to cope with. I'd probably drop dead...
  • You know the answer with out having any one answer for you
  • well I can answer this one from experience. after I pulled him out of the bed and noticed he was wearing my robe (yes during sex with my wife he was wearing my robe?!) I beat him down the stairs and kicked him out the door and then beat his head against the bumper a few times until he ran off half naked down the street. Then I went back upstairs and grabbed a suitcase and put a few of my wifes things in it and handed her that along with the car keys (now minus the house keys) and told her she better go pick the guy up and take him to a hospital. I filed for divorce a few days later and it was happily ever after from there.
  • See Binary j's answer. It would be similair to that.
  • "Hey honey. Hey Bob. Are you guys done, because I'm making coffee?" Unbelievable? Well, so is the situation.
  • Laugh like crazy.
  • I'd join in, enjoy myself, and promptly dump him.
  • i would go crazy , i probably wouldnt do to much to the girl but instead go straight to the source an beat my bfs crouch with a baseball bat then leave his cheatin butt. bet he would think twice with the next girl
  • absoloutely nothing...I wouldn't harm a fly ..and truly he fell on the ax 67 times..one of the things I loved about him was his clumsliness.
  • It will be clear then that the act of betrayal has been establish. I know a lot of people would say, that they are sorry. But consider. A person that get ready to sleep in bed with a stranger, has enough time to think about what they are doing. And the fact that they went ahead and did anyway, says a whole lot of volume. I personally would be done with them, and move on with my life. Moving on with your life is the sweetest revenge.
  • Sort of been there done that. We are done!!!!!
  • Wow it all depends on how much I cared about them. When I was married and in love with my husband? I probably would have walked in, walked out and drove off and cried. How could your husband, the one who promised to be with you thru everything break those vows? My boyfriends. My last one hurt the most (he cheated on me) and not because of the actual sex (I could have cared less, I know I am prettier, and he desired me more then anyone). It was the fact that he lied. I couldn't trust him. He made up a person he was not. He stole 3 years of my life. If I walked in on my exbf I'd probably laugh and tell him to go for it, see if she's any better then I. I'm sure afterwards I would have been angry. (Maybe I didn't love him as much as I thought, it was the idea of him I loved?) No matter what I am glad it was my exbf and not my exhusband that cheated. Thank god for small things.
  • Ask him/her why I wasn't invited sooner. Hehehe. Yeah, I don't have S/Os and the only two I'd consider as an S/O are both into swinging and the like, as am I, so... yeah.
  • i'll be so so pisssed off. Probably pounce on the bed and kick my bf off the bed and start a cat fight with that girl and make sure that i end it with a huge scratch on her face and make sure it would be a scar for the rest of her life.
  • Does his car count? I walked away, went home and cried, then divorced him. Yeah, she dumped him when the alimony he had to pay me put a damper on his extravagant spending on her. Boo hoo.
  • I would be mad, but just because I was'nt invited. That is a trust breaker.
  • Vengeance is a dish best served cold. That's all I'm going to say about that.
  • throw a bucket of cold water over them, if they act likes dogs I will treat them like dogs
  • i would get in the bed with them. probably take off all my clothes first. what are friends for? they would either be totally disgusted. or we would get dressed and go have lunch somewhere. if they were totally disgusted, then so much the better. the die is cast. they can have their life without me.
  • i would probobly punch the bitch in the face then punch the boy that did it to me. then i9 would get revenge and never speak to the boy again.
  • I'd leave my partner. Done.
  • Neither one of them would be breathing.
  • Maybe I'd just surprise everyone and ask if I could join, lol.
  • Cheer!
  • At this point? apologize for interupting them and close the door behind me.
  • I would probably go into shock.
  • I'd run and get the electric turkey carver..
  • Kill them both.
  • See him in court
  • this is what i have so far - getting extensive psychiatric evaluations and counseling, contemplating suicide all the time, self-mutilating self, lots of alcohol/drugs, crying and praying, and raging. crying...
  • i'll take their pictures as my evidence and at that moment i'll go to my lawyer to file a lawsuit for both of them having the pictures i took as my evidence
  • well first i would go get my gun and tell that dude get off my property and then i would tell her to pack her shit leave and then i would never talk to that whore
  • gut her and strangle him with her lower intestine
  • i would take my camera and take a picture of them. then when they realize i'm there i'd tell both of them to leave. I'd throw all his belongings out the window or i'd burn them or give them to Goodwill or some kind of charity. then drop the pictures off to his family.
  • What is this "partner"? A wife, spouse, husband, BF, GF, a certain Mr. and Mrs or so?
  • Ready, Aim, Fire!

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