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That my father would stop abusing me + 5
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And when I shall die on the cross, remember it's not the symbol of how I died that is important but the way that I lived. And when ye go forth to spread my message, remember to do it peacefully and that there shall at no costs be any killing in my name. Now Apostles can you repeat after me what I just said?
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He said all that he had to say!
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"and woman shall remain topless, as thy breasts are sacred"
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".....don't take this literally, but...."
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I am not the Son of God. Or at least be a little clearer over the topic. How about...."Hey...Guys I was only kidding"
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"Do no harm." That would've stopped quite a lot... (Did he say that? I'm not sure, but the past two millennia of Christianity says otherwise...)
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Oh, one last commandment "Thy shalt keep thy religion to thyself" .... No pushing it on others, please!
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"Don't take any of this nonsense seriously. If you want to be violent and vain, don't use me as a justification."
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Lighten up everybody...for God's sake!
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"If they chose not to believe in me, let them live and not believe. It is not your place to tell others how to find the Divine." **Edited for poor spelling**
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"Women are worth much more than men." =)
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antigoneRising is right; dont take life so serious, no one is getting out of here alive anyway.
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I think He was pretty specific. I know it's tempting to wish He had said something you would like, but the world doesn't revolve around us.
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"Ok, ok, guys? Listen up. Judas and I are going to have a 3-card poker game, and if Judas wins, I have to wear a dress and walk down the streets of Galilee as Judas's date for the evening. And if I win, then Judas has to stand on his head for three hours, barking like a dog."
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It probably would not make the slightest difference what else he said, people would ignore it if it didn't suit them or they would change it to suit them. Here are just a few examples of where they've done that: 1 Did he not say "The Lord our God is one Lord" (Mark 12:29) but people don't like it and have changed it to "The Lord our God is a triune Lord" 2 Did he not warn people not to break even the least of the commandments (Matthew 5:19) but people say "the law has been nailed to the cross" 3 He never said "you are all carriers of the original sin and I have come to die for all your sins" but people have made that his central, most important teaching.
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I do Magic!
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No, really...my best friend is gay, why?
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That ALL terrorists WILL go to Hell no matter how much they convince themselves they are doing right, it is a crime against humanity and will be punished thus.
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Hm. Well, he said "Love one another" a million times, and yet nobody seems to have listened.
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He went to alot of places and drew alot of people in, from far away distances. We haven't recieved a drop in the ocean of the things that he said. From what was written that he did say, I am sure many things were too far and too deep for any writing to comprehend. I am no christain, but that simple little man drew in giant crowds everywhere he went. Why?
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Hmmm.. Do you believe Jesus is reading your answers? Or better yet the ONE who created him Jehovah????
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We all have our bears to cross.
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Only you can prevent forest fires.
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Adam,Eve,you messed up big time but I forgive you.
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Go out into the world to spread my words; AND ALSO listen to people.
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Nothing really matters...I love you anyway. Enter...!!!
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Hey Dad don't you think letting me live for nine hundred years among the humans would serve a better purpose than cruxifiction?
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"I am God". Jesus never clamed to be God, he always said things like, who do you say I am? or Paul said, Jesus is God but Jesus never said anything to lead his followers to think he was God.
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the NAME of his FATHER.
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Fight the New World Order! My 2 cents.
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It would have been fascinating if he had said, ... "About 600 years ago, further to the east, there was a guy they called Buddha. He never heard of Me, but through our Father, I know Him. He showed the world how to find themselves and how to become one with the part of God that lives in each of us. Please learn His lessons too, as they go well with both the lessons of the Old Testament and the lessons I have given. Peace, Love, Tranquility, and the elimination of Suffering should be prime goals in the lives of all humans."
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To me - He had all my questions covered..so far. Those that I am still unsure are still on the way, my transformation is a lifetime process. He is still not done with me yet. ;)
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For me, Jesus already said it all.
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Burger King >> Wendys
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I want to go on record and say im not Immortal and my followers dont let does dam romans make me out to be.
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Nice crafmanship on this cross. Who made it?
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Whatever He already said was all that I needed to hear. I just wish for what Jesus had said in the first place.
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That Big Alan was to be King of Britain when he is born. I'd show them how to run this country.
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your born- SIKE
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sorry pagans , for stealing your ideas and holidays and blaming our devil on you . and i'm sorry for in the future that natural healers will be called witches , cause our tax paying doctors cant profit from that , sorry for in the future some will be burned , killed , hanged , etc .. to further our faith and due to our beliefs impact on people . and sorry that our followers will never admit that or accept it because that would be a sin .... sorry it went so far . but this is business , nothing personal . ;-)
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Explain many of his sayings such as: "Foxes have holes, etc, but the son of Man has none" "Sell all your things and follow me" "I will give you rest" There are so many verses in the Bible that I neither understand nor do they conform to what I see or feel or experience. And yet I continue to love Him, as there were so many other wonderful things He said and did which make me know He is the Son of God.
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cut the crap
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But seriously guys... have you ever thought that you might be paying too much for flood and fire insurance?
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I wish he had said this: Be excellent to each other!
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April Fools!!! +5
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"Behold my children, the hat is empty, I've nothing up my sleeves....... abracadabra, it's a small white bunny!"
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In my opinion only, Jesus said what He needed to say as recorded in Scripture. So I really can't think of anything I wish He had said.
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