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My dad calls those "Surprise Poots"... I have never done it... I hope he hasn't either... ew.
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No and I hope I never do.
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I done it a few times when I got Salmonella poisoning . Please don't ever get that , I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. :-(
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Yes, When I was quite ill about 4 years ago, coming out both ends.
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I believe the politically correct term is "sharted."
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Yes ! I "Sharted" once when I was a kid. I had a really bad bout of the stomach virus. Actually I was spewing from both ends.It was not pretty !
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heeeheee <<< wipes tears from eyes >>> you never fail to make me laugh Nelson!! Answer : No i never had that good fortune!! lol, but i was on holiday with my sister and brother in law about 10 years ago and it happened to my bro in law in a very busy bar... haha!! unfortunately he was wearing light grey trousers and it came right through!! oh hell i still laugh like a pooch every time i think of that one!!! rofl haha!!
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No but I do have that fear sometimes.
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I believe the term for that is SHART. As in "I was gonna fart but I think I shat'em." It's why when I'm under the weather and the "squirts" threaten I say I'm a member of the ATF; Afraid To Fart.
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This happened to my husband. He got a bad reaction to HBP medicine and had the squirts for days. We were in a restaurant and he thought he would fart but it came out wet and he said "I crapped my pants"... I laughed and he ran off saying "it's not funny"
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yup knowi make surei ts gonna be fart before i let it out and sometimes i think i need to takea crap but i just neeed to fart
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Yep, So thought I had a fart and when I thought I let it loose, Nope just some poop, I didnt our right shit my self, but poop came out instead of gas that was for sure.
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happens to my buddy everytime he opens his mouth... and once tome on the way to taco bell
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Commonly known as a "SHART" !
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Um, the only time I have doen that was wehen I was getting ready for a medical procedure and they gave me a ton of laxitives.
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That's why I keep a spare set of boxers in my truck... just in case.
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LOL ! As luck would have it I was siting on the throne at the time.
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hello, yes,i beleive thats called sharting,it occurs during an attack of diarrhoea,youu finish doing your business and pass a shart after you pull up your clean pants.uggggghhhh,i hate that!!
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I actually have complete control of digestive tract.........all is good........all poops accounted for.
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Who hasn't?
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ew
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Yes a few times. I used to sleep in the nude, I stopped after that.
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no, never, thank god! that would suck so bad but honestly Ive been scared of that happening though lol
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Yes. And I was with my girlfriend at the time. :( I just told her I had to go into the bathroom because I was "sick," then I said I had vomited and needed to go home. It worked, but I ended up telling her the truth later anyway, lol. We're still going out, but it was REALLY REALLY embarrassing! I think it was from the Italian food I had before.
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Yes, and unfortunately more than once. I had pancreatitis and they had to remove my gallbladder. When I came home from the hospital I had IBS for some time. Thank God it went away!
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no, but a friend of mine would sometimes ask if he broke wind "has a fart got lumps in it, or have I shit meself?"
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i always touch cloth!
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Yowser!!!
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Never trust a fart too far from a bathroom
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I think all of us have "sharted" at least once or twice!
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Nearly! I've bee lucky and the turtle's head went back in!!!
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I can't stop reading these but i'm laughing way too hard. this is sooooo funny
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I hate it when that happens.....during sex.
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Many a times.
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One of the great lines from "The Bucket List" was given by the Nicholson character, "Three things to remember when you get old, Tommy, never pass a bathroom, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart."
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Close but made it to safety!!
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More times than I care to remeber.
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no, but when i farted once, i knew that i had to go to the bathroom QUICK or else i might have gone on myself.
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Yeah i was at my grandmas house on the computer when i was 9-10, and i let out this HUGE fart, but a little baby rabbit turd found its way out with it, and i waddled to the bathroom and let it fall into the toilet.
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You mean Sharted? lol
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sharted? hahaha, havent we all
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I just posted that question 10 minutes ago I sharted more than I'd like to admit.
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No that's never happened to me.
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OMG!! Thats sooooooo funny!
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lol ya it felt warm..unfortunatly
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Never happened to me, lmao.
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no thats nasty
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No!!!! but that would be funny :D
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No, but my friend told me that he went to fart on his brothers face whilst he was sleeping and *almost* followed through on his face.
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No (looks away)
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Yes. Hou humiliating
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yea yesterday sadly
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rofl yes
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yes
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No, I've never popped a raisin. But I know that women and men who have a lot of anal sex, will mean to fart, but end up sharting instead. :X
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Yes.
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Yes. All I can say is thank god it was in the comforts of my own house! XP
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nope, but there have been many close calls.
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OMG!!! That has never happened to me until just the other day at my office. I thought I was going to die and couldn't get home fast enough.
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I've been told when you are over 40 years old to never ever trust a fart...And over 50 years old you get 'dry dreams and wet farts.
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