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Especially when dealing with my moronic teenagers, I will often use the phrase, " Maybe if you did it like a human being might do it, you wouldn't have a problem with it." Or I'll drop the, " Anyone with higher than a second grade education would be able to do it," and it usually gets their attention.
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From my friends in Scotland, I have learned the word "numpty" which equates to basically the same thing and is usually used to refer to members of Parliament!
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Homer and Doofus work for me.
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"Hermaphrodite" or "ya moron".
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I would NEVER call someone a retard. That's just awful. I do, however, sometimes refer to the things I do as retarded. Maybe I shouldn't do that. I mean no offense.... besides I'm usually talking to myself, so who am I offending?
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Nincompoop is a funny insult. I also like eejit.
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I think it's funny when a hot guy calls me smart ass :P
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"Endomorph" or "Ectomorph"
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Dufus is good, also, we use GUmby a lot for some reason in my family. " Shut up Gumby," and the others I might use instead of choice words are: moron, savant, or the classic "village idiot."
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Numbskull Dipstick Doofus and especially for my brother, Dorkus or Dorcas. (kind of biblical there... there was a girl in the bible "called Tabitha, whose name was Dorcas" and she was a real airhead... my brother would have been named Tabitha if he had been a girl.. so I call him Dorcas was he's being silly)
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Derrbrain.
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Goofball. What a Nut. Idjit
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I usually use longer phrases that almost sound like compliments, yet actually insult ... "It must be nice to be so blissfully unencumbered by intelligence as you are." When I actually want to be rude, I say something like ... "You are a meathead with the IQ of a burnt pork chop." "You should get a toupee with a brain in it." "You really need to grow a brain and then learn to use it." "You may be strong, but smell isn't everything." "If you had a clue, you would probably just sit on the floor and play with it." "Too bad your gene pool did not have a better lifeguard." __________ ... as for short phrases and single words ... post-hole porter (translation - empty head) dead-head muk-yong-jong (martial arts term for a wooden dummy) K-O-ed carrot-quick (as smart as a veggie) cabbage-head dozy snoozola dimwitless (a dimwit has some wit) spoonzor (sharp as a spoon)
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you sillygoose! haha
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Nosmo KingI like that one. Lol:)
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Dorkasaurus, megadipshit, nuclear numbskull.
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I like 'uber-dork', or 'nuckin futs' myself
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Nosmo King
Lol:)
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I prefer not to insult people. YMMV. (Asstard or fucktard are always good. :-))
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Dunderhead and goofball are all right. I would never risk calling anyone a "nimrod" because that dreadful band Green Day once released an album called "Nimrod". I wouldn't want to remind anyone of that.
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I wouldn't be offended if you called me a Murgatroyd.
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