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Like you've never done that.
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It's to keep his equipment in place.
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Closet Queen?
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Lois Lane likes the look???
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Maybe he thinks it's SUPER
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Who's going to tell him he can't?
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hmmm, perhaps the elastic is shot and they're just holding them up? LOL!
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Like a man is going to know the right way to wear panties and hose.
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Warmth for god's sake. He flies through the air all night in just tights? I don't think so. I mean, the world can be MORE than a little breezy at times. I think we all know that. You'd be a crazy man to venture out into that dark and crime-field night without a good pair of panties on. It's an important area to maintain anyway. We take care of the things we don't want to lose. Bottom line. As for why they're OVER the tights, well. it just wouldn't look very presentable if they were underneath. not unless he threw on a nice cocktail dress to go with them. And to be honest with, I just don't think he has the hips to pull that off.
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I don't know...but why does Wolverine and Batman do it too?
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1980s arobics class gotta have the look. someone get him some leg warmers
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So as not to show how really small his super-winkie is?
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silly... he wears no pants or skirt..... how else would he keep the tights from rolling down?
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I know, it looks ridiculous. And red panties too! No real superhero should go out in public looking like that. My favorite comic book superhero? Black Bolt. Now that's a guy who knows how to dress the part!
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He is Superman. He does not need a reason.
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last time I spoke with him he told me it was because Loise Lane has a femdom fetish.
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He was trying to outshow batman.
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Contrary to popular belief...he did NOT let his mommy help dress him!
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How's that old saying go? "To Fast For Your BRITCHES"......LOL.
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He was trying to start a new fad.
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Cause he was kinky and like to feel the tights on his nuts lol
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He dyed them himself and wanted to show the world!
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he thought Madonna circa 1992 was uber cool
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He's a show-off like that! What a hambone!
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Do you really want to question him about his Underoos? I wouldn't. Am who wears tights on the job is not a man to mess with. No matter how much truth, justice and the American way he throws at you!
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because if he wore them on the inside he look like he was wearing diapers.
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Because he didn't want panty lines to show
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Didn't want Superskids.
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Because some people are willing to sacrifice comfort, for style.
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Maybe he struck a million-dollar deal with Hanes?
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Because he thought it felt comfortable or he wants to show people his breifs...
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He was a super hero! Though I am told that if I wear mine outside I won't be one. Go figure... :(
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You have to ask Superman himself that
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Lois Lane Likes The Look... :)
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cuz hes a fairy...
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Makes it harder for us to see the sock stuffed in his crotch.
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because its Krypton fasion...didnt you know?!?
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So he can get into bed without removing his tights!
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To keep the dick of steel from punching a hole through the sheer fabric when he's 'round Lois.
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Maybe it's a speedo. OMG your question was hilarious. WOW. I can't stop laughing. How perfectly random.
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so he wont get a wedgie
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well its obvious he doesn't want underwear lines
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I read that he lost a bet with another super hero.
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I'm sure Kryptonians are asking "Why do Humans hide those garments under their pants?"
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Just a fashion statement
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You know Superman is not hte brightest hero out there,so maybe he doesn't know any better,or maybe an old kryptonian dress code,or he forgets to wear his glasses when he gets dressed in the morning
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Aerodynamic.
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So there is no drag.
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cause they´d look silly over his head.
- M.C.S. - Dave 
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