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Because you can always make some pretty beef when you are done with the milk.
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Because it'll save you mowing the lawn?
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Because its not the 50's anymore.
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Depends on if you want more than just milk from the 'cow.' SP
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A good question; the answer to which many don't comprehend.
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Although I believe that is is a good idea to sample the milk before buying the cow, I feel that buying the cow is necessary . If you don't buy the cow, you won't be able to feel morally correct in kicking the snot out of Tom Jones for trying the milk himself... Tom says "hey... You don't own the cow." And then breaks out into song (but changing a few words) "It's not unusual to be loved by TWO"... Buy the cow, or watch Tom steal milk.
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Depends on if that's the only reason why you'd have a cow.
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Because then you are garanteed to have your favorite milk for life.
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Because while milking the cow when you like is convienient (sp?), you have to wonder how many other people are milking the cow, too. Buying said cow makes sense because that way, you'll always have milk ready when you want it and you never have to worry about the cow giving the milk to anyone else.
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Always remember the cow may be free but the calves cost money. Maybe because it is the decent thing to do. What the hell happened to marriage anyway?
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Because if I buy the cow then I know it will love me and give me milk for a very long time. =)
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It's believe and with great expectation, that by buying the cow you will have the 'whole hog' all to yourself. :-)
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Because after a while, the cow is going to wake up and realize that giving away milk for free is udderly ridiculous and take off for greener pastures;)
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Better to not even try to the milk for free. If the cow finds out that's the only reason you're milking her she's going to kick you to death.
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Because your parents would be disappointed in you.
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I'm in utter amazement as to what this question is about.
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Good question! Lousy answer...
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It's nice to find a cow you want to keep in your barn forever.
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What about those that want to buy the cow to have at home but pop out for a milkshake when they want a different flavour??
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Because once you get sick of having milk all the time, you can have BEEF!
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cause all the cows that are giving their milk away for free is because thier milk is rotten dont drink their milk!
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Because some cows are just much more worth keeping around than others...(resisting the pun)
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Same reason you don't buy the pig when you can get the little sausage for free. Convenience.
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Eventually you will want a hamburger :)
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but is the milk any good?
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better still, what is the vegan equivalent to this question?
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I have never heard of free milk but I have heard of free cheese.
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I've seen your wife and cow is truly the best description
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