• Let's get down and dirty in this booth
  • Go into detail about the sex.
  • ... You probably shouldn't say things like.. so i sodomized this little kid.. i think they can have you arrested, even if you think they dont know who you are...
  • I like to lure small boys to my house and dress up like a priest and ..... That is not a good idea.
  • I've always had a suppressed desire for men dressed in robes. Would I even have a chance with a person so grand as you?
  • Pass the bottle of wine, if you will!!
  • Telling a catholic joke may be a little inappropriate during confession.
  • "I'm masturbating, Father."
  • I think YOU are HOT!
  • one time when the father wasnt looking i took the slice of meat from his sandwich, and put it between my buttcheeks, and put it back on the sandwich, and watched him eat it.
  • I'll be back
  • Do not lie to God, the priest, or yourself. Reconciliation is a sacrament meant to be a healing encounter between God and the penitent, and there is no need to worry about exactly what to say or do. This is one way how to go to Confession • Get yourself ready by making your examination of conscience. You enter the confessional. You can choose to talk to the priest face to face or anonymously behind a screen. • After the priest greets you with the Sign of the Cross make the Sign of the Cross and say: “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been (say how long) since my last confession. These are my sins…” • Tell your sins simply and honestly to the priest. Don’t be embarrassed. • When you are done listing your sins please say: “…I am sorry for these sins and all the sins I can’t remember.” • Listen to the advice the priest gives you and accept the penance from him. Then make an Act of Contrition for your sins: My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong And failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Amen. • The priest will then conclude with the words: “Your sins are truly forgiven, Go in Peace”. You respond: “Thanks be to God.” • Perform your penance as soon as possible. For more information, see the Catechism of the Catholic Church, sections 1422 and following: With love in Christ.
  • And I liked it!
  • That's right buddy I did it, and I would do it again and there's not a darn thing you can do about it.
  • Absolutely nothing! You should confess your sins to Jesus, Period 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;"
  • You are better off confessing your sins to a sinless Savior who can actually save. Hebrews 4:15 "For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin."
  • anything you wouldnt want the priest to know

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