Let's get down and dirty in this booth

Go into detail about the sex.

... You probably shouldn't say things like.. so i sodomized this little kid.. i think they can have you arrested, even if you think they dont know who you are...

I like to lure small boys to my house and dress up like a priest and ..... That is not a good idea.

I've always had a suppressed desire for men dressed in robes. Would I even have a chance with a person so grand as you?

Pass the bottle of wine, if you will!!

Telling a catholic joke may be a little inappropriate during confession.

"I'm masturbating, Father."

I think YOU are HOT!

one time when the father wasnt looking i took the slice of meat from his sandwich, and put it between my buttcheeks, and put it back on the sandwich, and watched him eat it.

I'll be back

Do not lie to God, the priest, or yourself. Reconciliation is a sacrament meant to be a healing encounter between God and the penitent, and there is no need to worry about exactly what to say or do. This is one way how to go to Confession • Get yourself ready by making your examination of conscience. You enter the confessional. You can choose to talk to the priest face to face or anonymously behind a screen. • After the priest greets you with the Sign of the Cross make the Sign of the Cross and say: “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been (say how long) since my last confession. These are my sins…” • Tell your sins simply and honestly to the priest. Don’t be embarrassed. • When you are done listing your sins please say: “…I am sorry for these sins and all the sins I can’t remember.” • Listen to the advice the priest gives you and accept the penance from him. Then make an Act of Contrition for your sins: My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong And failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Amen. • The priest will then conclude with the words: “Your sins are truly forgiven, Go in Peace”. You respond: “Thanks be to God.” • Perform your penance as soon as possible. For more information, see the Catechism of the Catholic Church, sections 1422 and following: http://www.nccbuscc.org/catechism/text/pt2sect2chpt2.htm#art4 With love in Christ.

And I liked it!

That's right buddy I did it, and I would do it again and there's not a darn thing you can do about it.

Absolutely nothing! You should confess your sins to Jesus, Period 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;"

You are better off confessing your sins to a sinless Savior who can actually save. Hebrews 4:15 "For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin."

anything you wouldnt want the priest to know