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I can't believe you went there!!!LOL!!!!!!! I am not sure I'd want to see it!!!!!!!!! He could make some bad looking and acting critters out of that!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
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Frodo would say "f%$#" a lot!
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I'm sure there'd be a scene in which Sam and Frodo discuss the finer points of masturbation and how the mutton in east shire is called Le Mutton or something like that. Legolas would also, likely carry a gun.
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It would have been F*ING great! Forget about the cheesey scenes between Frodo and Sam, he would have made it realistic and textural. I know I'd choose the director of Pulp Fiction over the director of Braindead any day.
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There would have been a lot more street punks and drug use for sure. I think he would have ruined the movies.
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They would all carry guns, and the orcs would talk like they were mafia.
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He'd call it Lord of the Onion Rings.
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There might have been a Sundance, but no Oscars.
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G'day KozDracon, Thank you for your question. All of the characters would use machine guns instead of swords, axes and bows and arrows. The Shire would be known as the hood and Saruman would be a mafia don rather than a wizard. J.R.R. Tolkien would be rolling in his grave. Regards
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