Which playground rhyme do you remember most? Mine is "ha ha ha hee hee hee you have the face of a chimpanzee!"
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"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, then your momma comes and licks it up" or "Go tell your mommy, your daddy, or your greasy granny with a hole in her panties, and a big behind like frankenstein."
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Ring around the Rosie's a pocket full of daisies ( and I just forgot the rest of it ) + 5
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It was a skipping rope (jump rope) rhyme: Cinderella dressed in yeller Went upstairs to meet a feller On the way her panties busted How many people were disgusted? One, two, three, four..."
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"Oranges and lemons", say the bells of St. Clement's "You owe me five farthings", say the bells of St. Martin's "When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey "When I grow rich", say the bells of Shoreditch "When will that be?" say the bells of Stepney "I do not know", says the great bell of Bow Here comes a candle to light you to bed And here comes a chopper to chop off your head! Chip chop chip chop - The last man's dead.
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Susie* and Johnny* sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, Then comes marriage, Then comes Johnny with a baby carriage, Suckin' his thumb, Wettin' his pants, Doin' the Hula-Hula Dance! *Insert names of your choice. And, this classic! Miss Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to... Hello, Operator, Please give me number nine, And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in your.... Behind the 'frigerator, There was a piece of glass, Miss Susie fell upon it, And broke her little... Ask me know more questions, Tell me no more lies, The boys are in the bathroom, Pulling down their... Flies are in the city, Bees are in the park, The boys and girls are kissing In the D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!
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A tisket, a tasket, A green and yellow basket. I wrote a letter to my love and on the way I dropped it. I dropped it, I dropped it, And on the way I dropped it. A little boy picked it up And put it in his pocket! _____________________________ Hokey Pokey You put your left foot in, You put your left foot out, You put your left foot in, And you shake it all about! You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn your self around; That's what it's all about! ________________________________________ One, two, Buckle my shoe; Three, four, Shut the door; Five, six, Pick up sticks; Seven, eight, Lay them straight; Nine, ten, A good, fat hen;
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I'm rubber and you are glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! I know you are but what am I hey laser lips you momma's a snowblower!!
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1. Teacher, I declare, I see ____'s underwear. Might be blue, might be white, might be full of dynomite. 2. Every year on the last day of school: Schools out! Schools out! Teacher let the bulls out! 3. Tattle tale, tattle tale, hangin' from a bulls tail! 4. Step on a crack break you're mama's back or step on a crack, break the devil's back.
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everyones doin` it doin` it picking thier nose an chewin` it chewin` it
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twinkle twinkle little star what you say is what you are sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me
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We're going to Kentucky We're going to the fair To see the Senoritas With flowers in their hair OH! Rumble to the bottom, Rumble to the top, Turn around and turn around until you make a stop!
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"Johnny was a chemist's son, Now Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2SO4."
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My boyfriend gave me an apple, My boyfriend gave me a pear. My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips, And threw me down the stairs! I gave him back his apple, I gave him back his pear! I have him back his kiss on the lips, And threw him down the stairs. I threw him over London, I thew him over France, I threw him over Disney Land, And stole his underpants. I wen't to the movies, To get some bubble gum, And when he wasn't looking, I shoved it up his bumb!
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Mama Mia, Papa Pia, Sisters got the diahriah! Or how about this one(please remember this is only a rhyme from my childhood, NOT something I have taught my own children! Me Chinese, me play joke, me go wee wee in your Coke!
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I see London I see France I see ( your name here ) underpants.
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Ting-a-ling-a-ling The school bell ring The teacher hop She panty drop And everybody see she lollipop (These responses make me laugh out loud, thanks guys!)
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I see London I see France I see _______'s underpants! Fatty fatty two by four Couldn't get through the bathroom door So s/he did it on the floor Picked it up and did some more.
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Growing up in the ghetto I used jump rope with the girls sometimes. We would sing this one a lot, but I would replace girlfriend for boyfriend: "Uno, dos, siesta I said a-east, a-west I met my boyfriend at the candy store He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake He brought me home with a belly ache Mama mama, I’m so sick Call the doctor quick quick quick Doctor, doctor will I die? Count to five and you’ll be alright I said, a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five I’m alive!
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Oh Ah I lost my bra I don't kknow where my knickers are Oh Ah there they are Underneath my boyfriends car. The Worm Song....(there are many variations but this is what I remember) Nobody likes me, everybody hates me So I'm gonna eat some worms Long thin slimy ones Big fat chewy ones Itty bitty fuzzy wuzzy worms.....
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4,6,9 The goose drank wine The monkey chewed the back of a street car line The line broke The monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
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Michael, Michael motorcycle. Turn the key, watch him pee. they were relentless
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Hey! What about: I see your hynee, it's bright and shiney. If you don't hide it, I'm gonna bite it. and... Milk milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. (This gem was performed with choreographed pointing to left nipple, right nipple, groin and then rear end. This required skill and coordination when you were 7 or 8.) Well, ring any bells yo?...
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Tommy and Mary sitting in a treee k i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marriage then comes Mary with a baby carriage.
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Milk, milk lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made!
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miss mary mack mack mack... all dressed in black black black...
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ok dont report me for this, but i was reading another question and someone wrote these rhymes... "jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajauna jack was high and dropped his fly and asked jill 'do you wanna' silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter" and... "f*** f*** f*** a duck, screw a kangaroo, 69 a porcupine get horny at the zoo"
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Ms. Mary Mack - Mack - Mack All dressed in black - black - black with silver buttons - buttons - buttons All down her back - back - back She jumped so high - high - high she touched the sky - sky - sky and she never came back - back - back til the fourth of July - ly - ly. Jump rope song
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I did "swing swing swing by the soda machine". With occasional variation from Mamas in the kitchen stirring rice Papas down stairs shooting dice Brothers in jail swinging for bail Sisters on the corner sing Shoot Cocktails to Batman flying through the air Batman lost his underwear Batman said I don't care 'cause you gonna by me a brand new pair!
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Miss Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell toot toot! Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to HELLo operator! Please give me #9 And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your BEHIND the refridgerator, there lay a piece of glass, Miss Suzie sat upon it, And broke her little ASK me no more questions, Please tell me no more lies! The boys are in the bathroom, Zipping up their FLIES are in the meadow, The bees are in the park, Miss Suzie and her boyfriend, Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark! DARK is like a movie, A movie's like a show! A show is like a TV set, And that is all I know know know! I know I know my mother, I know I know my father! I know I know my sister, With the 18 dollar 18 dollar 18 dollar bra bra bra!!
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Up your bum with a piece of gum!
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miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in black black black with silver button button buttons all down her bck back back she asked the elephants elephants elephants for 50 cents cents cents to see the elephants elephants elephants jump the fence fence fence they jumped so high high high they touched the sky sky sky and didn't come back back back until the 4th of july ly ly... hahaha
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................ UR MOM!
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cool
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liar liar your pants are on fire your hair got caught on the telephone wire... we broke up we broke up...we dont care if school blows up no more english, no more french...no more sitting on the old school bench... teacher teacher over there....what colour is your underwear? Is it black or is it white...oh my god its dynamite 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BANGGGG oh my now its seeee through... haha good times...
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numa numa ay numa numa numa ey everyday my colors turn to grey dragon stey den tie band rocks
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Oranges and lemons.
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My son reminded me of one the other day: I see London, I see France I see someones underpants Gotta love little boys!
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I haven't seen this one yet, so here goes. (said after someone says "So!") So, so, suck your toe on the way to Mexico. While you're there, cut your hair. Don't forget your underwear!
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Ice Cream Ice Cream Cherry On Top How Many Boyfriends Have You Got One Two Three.....................
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These are those hand-clapping jokes: A-B-C We're going up, we're going down we're going Criss Cross karate chop Turn around Touch the ground Lolly pop Full Stop And: Apple on a stick, makes me sick, makes my heart beat 246 Not because its dirty, not because its clean, but because you kissed a boy behind a magazine Girls, boys, have a lot of fun, here comes Suzie with her big fat bum. She can do the wriggles, she can splits but she can't do this Close your eyes and count to ten if you can't your a big fat hen 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 You can do it so you're my friend!
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