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To either the husband or wife: Your wife/husband married just last year. Why are they marrying you? Did you know that?
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Your Wedding Cake gave me the s***s.
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"I hope this lasts longer than my friend's." "Good luck." "If you ever need a good divorce attorney ..." "I think she looks a lot better with you than with that guy i saw her with last week." "I've been happily married for 16 years. 16 out of 32 is not bad." Minister - "The service will conclude at the cemetery."
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I'm soooo sorry.... ;}
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When's the baby due?
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my grandfather asked my husband if he was getting it at least 3 times a week
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Good luck with your first marriage you guys.
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What, you didn't get a prenup??
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I hope you had her tested before you married her...she's been around you know.
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Another one bites the dust, huh? <<< or >>> That's not the person I saw you out with last week!
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"Didnt you used to strip down off 23rd?"
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"I give it six months!"
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So, I guess she's getting that Greencard now, huh?
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My condolences. :p
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I hope it works!
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I just saw your spouse on TV! I think it was NBC's To Catch a Predator...
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Who gets the house when ya'all get divorced
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It's not too late to get an annulment.
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"I've got $50 on 9-12 months, Steve thinks you'll make it 2 years. Yeah right."
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Well I figured if each of you kept trying, you'd eventually find someone willing to take you.
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Here's the name of a good lawyer, just in case.
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*Says to the husband* "So, what do I call you now, are you Pa now, or still just Uncle?" *To the bride* "So now that you're all married and all, does that mean we can't sleep with you for money anymore?" *slips either one a business card* "Hey, I'm a lawyer. When you're ready for that divorce, call me. I'll be waiting."
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to the husband, oh so you married _____...welcome to the club
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"You two don't plan on having kids... Right? Right?"
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You dumby.
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Too bad nobody told you the Divorce will cost more than the wedding did.
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I didn't know you had divorced the other one! Be Blessed!!!
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I thought she was the other women?
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So...how long til the divorce?
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You have 'em your way I had 'em mine. Not that's just Ugly! I heard that on, "The Color Purle".
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Yeah, the first one is always a learning experience.
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Marital discord is one of the leading causes of murder in the U.S. you might want to think long and hard about that before you have your next fight.
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You couldn't wait for OUR child to be born first?
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I thought you were gay?
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You dumba*s!
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Don't say "I hope it works out". Makes the couple feel as if you think it won't.
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You know that in the US half of all marriages end in divorce, right? ....But I'm sure you guys will last!
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"I hope you treat her better.."
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'You'll be sooorrrrryyyyyy' I hate that!
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[sarcasm]You two make a fine pair[/sarcasm]
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So you just got stupid, eh? For my second marriage instead of putting Just married on my car we put just got stupid again. It was funny but you wouldn't believe how many people didn't have a sense of humor.
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are you out on parole again?
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when will u get kids,will you ever separate or divorce,what if your wife/huspand dies?
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how long are you planning to stay together?
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Is there a patter of tiny feet yet? The newly wed's reproductivity is THEIR business, no-one else's.
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"It's a good thing you said yes, no one else did!" "And they said she/he'd never marry!" "And to think, he didn't expect you to say yes!"
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My grandfather asked my husband "Are you getting it at least 3 times a week?" when we were newlyweds.
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"I was at your last wedding, this one was alittle more low budget, huh?!"
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r u whipped yet?
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I give you guys a month, maybe two tops.
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wow i used to know her....does she still do that thing with her tongue . . ?
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hey i used to know her...... does she still dothat thing with her tongue ?
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So, do you think this will end in divorce? I used to ask that of newlyweds when I was a child.
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I saw your wife on the internet banging a bunch of guys last week, and you weren't one of them.
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1.)50%of marriages end in divorce, makes you feel bad for the other 50% huh? 2.)Hey i use to do you in High School. 3.)Hey be careful she has herpes i've seen them twelve times
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