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Try saying "what do you want?" in a n agressive tone, it really surprises the person on the other end and often leaves you with an explanation on your hands! But it is fun!
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It depends on my relationship with the person on the other end. If it's a bit sour, then I say "Hello?" or "Yes?" as if I am rushed and bothered by the horrible timing. If we're acquaintances, I just say "Hello?" normally. If we're friends, then I answer the phone however I feel like doing so at that moment in time.
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I used to say "Ahoy, hoy" until my boss reprimanded me for it. Apparently he didn't find it as funny as I did. Jerk.
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I answer with the name of the person calling. It never ceases to amaze me how many people don't think about looking at the caller ID *before* answering, and think I'm psychic or something.
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I answer my home line with 'hello' but my cell phone with 'this is Josh'
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I say my unit name, my rank and name, and tell the caller that this line is unsecure everytime i pick up the phone at work. It gets old Quick.
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City morgue. You kill em, we chill em. How can I help you?
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If it's from a friend, I'll greet them by name. If I don't recognize the caller ID, I say "hola", "bonjour" or "guten aben". Then if it turns out to be a sales call, i tell them in a thick fake accent that I don't speak English and hang up quick.
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"Reverse Psycology Centre, how can you help me?"
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My son always says "Bob's Bar and Grill"
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Aloha welcome to the promise land
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-"yes?" -"Its you!" -.... -"how may i help help you?" -"wrong number"click.
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Sometimes I'll say "CENTRAL STATION" how may I help you? If it's someone who's trying to sell me something they most of the time hang up..............M.C.S.= Missouri Central Station............
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If I see the number on caller ID, I will say the persons name. If my daughter calls, I say 'May I help you?'.
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