ANSWERS: 100
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Pass the parachute.
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Everyone start praying...
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I can't see...
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What's this do?
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Pass the vodka.
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Where's my pillow?
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"We're going down!!" I know, it's not too creative, but I'd not want that to be the three words ever :)
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Im slaughtered today (drunk)
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Got a joint? or Where's my co-pilot? or I shouldn't drive.
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YOU fly it!
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SATAN TAKE ME!!!!
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I'm bailing out!!
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Where's the sickbag?
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its Nap Time
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Where am I?
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Out of gas
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I've been blinded!
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Approaching Canary Warf!
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Yawning ,Mountain ahead
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It's gonna CRASH!
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I'm so drunk.
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What the hell?
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Here goes Nothin'!
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Oh! Holy Crap! (as per Peter Boyle playing Frank Barone)
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Here's mine: This thing's busted.
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Your flight to X will take 5 hours when I was going to Y.
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We're going down.
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We're gonna die !!
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Terrorists....in.....plane......
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were crashing now/////////
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AAAAHHH a snake!! or Where's my jetpack? or Bye bye, suckas!
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I'm so wasted!
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"There's your problem!" (followed by an additional three word) "The intercom's on?"
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I'm having a panic attack
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sky is falling!
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"We're goin down!"
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We will crash.
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i've been drinking
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"Good morning, sweetheart" (in HIS bed at a layover hotel)
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Where's the parachute? This is it... -or- I'm NOT Shirley!
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I have aviophobia!
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I am suicidal.
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Praise thee Allah!
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Aviation school? Flunked.
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"start to pray people"
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We are screwed!
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"DEATH TO AMERICA!" Hey, you said be creative...
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"out of oxygen" or "get the gun"
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§The most scary are: Everything is ok!
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Here are my top three answers: 1) I've gone blind! 2) I am drunk. 3) Pass the pipe!
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What the hell!!
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"Well, on the bright side, the plane is only going to crash the once...."
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I can't swim !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Where's the wing?
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Does anyone have a map?
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"Im outta here!"
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"Visability is zero."
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I gotta go! Then he/she leaves and jumps out of the plane
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Where's my parachute!
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Houstin, we have a problem!
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Beer tastes good!!!!! Ah we are all in trouble with a drunk as out pilot!!! lol =)
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Goodbye cruel world. Another true story: I was flying in from Chicago to Dullus in the beginning of December in a snow storm. We were going through some EXTREME turbulence, the woman in front of me started crying and cockpit door was open and I saw the pilot cross his heart.
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Oh Becky, yes-yes-yes....
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not enough parachutes
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"Oh! Thats what thats for!"
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"Goodbye cruel world!" "Ow, my arse!"
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Where's the Beer?
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What is that?
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I'm the cleaner
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"That vodka's strong "
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Even as a pilot I can take a little humor, my personal favorite is: Whats this do?
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"I'm outta here!"
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May day, may day
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Hiccup! I'm Sloshed!
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Just do whatever the masked men tell you to do. Every thing.............will...be..all..right.........!?!?!
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"ladies and gentleman there a massive storm approaching from the west there is no cause for alarm...ding dong
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Please put on your life jackets and adopt the brace position.
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We will be cruising at an altitude of 32,000 feet.... Mygawd, I'm nervous enough on a stepladder a mere *2* feet in the air. Do you think I really want to know how close to me the ground isn't? I'm trying HARD to pretend I'm on a bus so I don't freak out, and then I hear that. AAAAAUGH!
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"we have experienced a small explosion in the refueling area"
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Oops!
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"Thank you for flying Al-Qaeda air. The flight attendants will be around in a moment with refreshments and semi-automatic handguns. Please be seated for the remainder of the flight... We have had to make a minor course correction..."
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left engine is faliling?
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"who the hell are y... !!BANG!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
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...Thats not normal...
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Oh Shit. Now What? Where are we?
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I wonder what this does? OOPS! Has anyone seen the pilot? Please assume the crash position.
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"Well, it's happy hour on the plane right now. So does anyone want to take a crack at flying and landing this beast?"
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"What's up, Osama?" :-)
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Mayday, Mayday, MAYDAY !!!
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"That's funny" or "What does this switch do?" or "Sorry folks, we're out of coffee" (stole that from Airplane, the movie)
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"Please, remain calm."
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"here, watch this!!" ....lol now that's not something you wanna hear from us!
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"here, watch this!!" ....lol now that's not something you wanna hear from us!
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Four words. What's that button do?
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Oh My God!
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what landing gear?
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Another beer, please!
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Where are we?
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Hold my beer
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look no hands!
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