We once had neighbors that liked to put on "nude/sexual shows" for my husband, myself, and our guests. I thought it was unnerving. What would you do if you walked out your back door & saw your neighbors making love w/the curtains open?
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ANSWERS: 18
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... get camera, record video, upload to every web site I can ... then email the links to the neighbors ...
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Hi BC! Gosh...exhibitionism...all kidding aside, I probably have a subsequent dialogue with the couple I felt most comfortable with and ask them to be a little more discreet. I find dialogue solves many issues. How did you handle it?
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I'd sell tickets and popcorn. . .
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Are you sure that they are putting on sexual shows for you and your husband or are they just a horned up couple that want to have sex and don't bother closing the blinds? Maybe they are exhibitionists and like the idea of being caught in the act. In any case, there are a few things you can do. One thing is you can go next door and express how you feel on the situation. If they give you a very negative response, you can plant some really nice flower bushes, if none of you are allergic to pollen and make a natural fence. Or maybe you can have a fence put in. Hopefully this isn't up the second floor. If it is, I am so sorry.
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Well myself I wouldnt pay any attention to it.
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I would shine a big spotlight on them and make a sign with XMAS lights blinking "XRATED" so all could enjoy.
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There was a time when I lived downstairs from my mother-in-law. In the summer when it got really hot we would spend a lot of time on the 3rd floor porch because it was cool. Directly across the street there was a couple that would do that almost every time they saw us sitting out there! I used to just try to ignore it, but my mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law and his parents used to laugh like h*ll about it. My mother-in-law used to refer to the guy as "minute man"; LOL! That did make me laugh.
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point and laugh - then offer to give them advice, or send them ads for penis enhancers. I used to have neighbours who had very loud sexual encounters on a very regular basis. One night I was soooo fed up with it, I got up at 2 am, knocked their door and offered them a cigarette, because surely they must be finished now!
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I'd probably yawn and go back to doing something interesting.
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Spend more time outside waiting for showtime.
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Get some popcorn and invite my friends over!
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id hate it because my 2 neighbors must weight 250 each
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I would try to get a closer look.
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Put the horses back in the stables.
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Have a block party (no kids) where everyone grabs a chair and sits down facing their window. Do cat calls, whistle, (a bull horn would be good in this situation), yell out comments, act like you are video taping it, etc. It might (I said might) embarrass them enough to be a little more discreet.
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I'd ask if I can join in. I almost got invited once, but then her husband showed up. Dude was all sorts of posessive.
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I WOULD STAY AND WATCH THE SHOW AND PROBABLY JERK OFF WHILE WATCHING HIM FUCK HER
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whip out the bullhorns, cat-calls, whistles, flashing cameras, etc. make sure to have a crowd nearby
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