ANSWERS: 21
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"Can I borrow some money for these movie tickets?"
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Start talking about your wedding to them. Or go on and on about your exes. Have no manners what so ever and just be all out rude.
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Keep your marriage license on the dashboard (but of course with the immorality today, that would'nt phase most people anymore)
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Have you ever had Herpes?
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Stop at the pharmacy on the way and pick up your Valtrex Rx. ;)
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"Do you want to see my wallet full of pictures of my ex-girlfriends/boyfriends?"
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Fart.
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If you're at a restaurant, you check out the waitresses.
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I love you.
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Do you know the cure for crabs?
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"Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a salad?"
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So I was thinking about baby names... or Hey! Wanna see my lint collection? or I hope you don't mind Mother riding along. or Well, I've been married four times, but it doesn't really count because it's always been to the same battleax.
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Richard Simmons.
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"Isn't polygamy the coolest thing?"
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Would you like to see the pictures of my 15 kids. We still ain't found their daddy's yet, we sure do need some money for their raising. Do you know any cures for itchy oozy crotch, man that thing sure does itch alot. Would you marry me????
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Tell them you need to be home early, your visiting your dad in the morning, because the criminal insane patients get up early. And he is due for a home visit soon.
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"I like my ladies with a little junk in the trunk, but you need to order a salad every now and then." OR "Order the pasta. I have a coupon for it." OR "... and with a 20% tip, your half of dinner comes to $27.34. I included your appetizer in your part because I didn't eat any." OR (and this one happened to me for real) Don't say a word. I went out with a girl (as a favor for a friend) who said absolutely nothing. She shrugged or grunted or made some sort of moise, but no actual words came out of her mouth the whole night. Her roommate said that the Lithium (a drug for depression) made her feel that way sometimes!
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"and on Sundays I slaughter a goat and offer it to Satan in our litlle cult"
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Do you have any friends that are better looking that you?
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Say goodbye!
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Tell her....Hey you French better than my MOM!!!! Felix
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