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  • Are you referencing "The Meaning of Life"? In answer to your question, no. Immanuel Kant springs to mind as one who doesn't.
    • bostjan64
      Yeah, that's right, but I don't think he writes his own material. I think Burt Bacharach writes it.
    • mushroom
      Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle And Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed -Monty Python "Bruces' Philosophers Song"
  • two evidently! Or did you mean their names? That's a no. Plato has no "s" in the name. If "s" stands for sh*t then they all do at some point.
    • bostjan64
      Plato was likely a pen name. It is widely believed, although not certain, that his name was actually "Aristocles."
    • Linda Joy
      thank you.

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