• Spank him with my hairbrush.
  • Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her, early in the morning. Put him in the guardroom till he gets sober, early in the morning. Send him to rehab, early in the morning :)
  • I used to drive them home from the bars in the liberty van... until I wrecked it! lol (I told them I couldn't see well enough to drive it, but they made me anyway!) Those drunk sailors don't give up hitting on you until they pass out!

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