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Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
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bostjan the adequate 🥉The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
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SaltyOutOfTheBLUEIn hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
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SaltyOutOfTheBLUEThe children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
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SaltyOutOfTheBLUEAnd Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the roof there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash
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SaltyOutOfTheBLUEJesus freakin' christ that took forever to remember! I don't even know if half of that's right!
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My partner could be heard farting, he needs a new spouse.
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bostjan the adequate 🥉
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, yet still their funk permeated the air. -
Creamcrackered
No pegs for our noses, oh what should we do? -
Linda Joy
Get him a pair of these, or two! haha https://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/dp/B00LIQ7WOM -
Linda Joy
Now this is what I was hoping for!! Something original!
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