ANSWERS: 2
  • Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
    • bostjan64
      The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
    • SaltyOutOfTheBLUE
      In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
    • SaltyOutOfTheBLUE
      The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
    • SaltyOutOfTheBLUE
      And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the roof there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash
    • SaltyOutOfTheBLUE
      Jesus freakin' christ that took forever to remember! I don't even know if half of that's right!
  • My partner could be heard farting, he needs a new spouse.
    • bostjan64
      The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, yet still their funk permeated the air.
    • Creamcrackered
      No pegs for our noses, oh what should we do?
    • Linda Joy
      Get him a pair of these, or two! haha https://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/dp/B00LIQ7WOM
    • Linda Joy
      Now this is what I was hoping for!! Something original!

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