• Just one if they land on it face first!
    • bostjan64
  • In my case only one. Yes, I knew the bulb had failed, so my fault really. But I decided to go for it anyway and cleared the cellar steps in one take. I was never the same again after that. So don't push me because I'm not legally responsible for the consequences. Just so you know, I have a psychiatrist's note to absolve me from unexpected explosions of uncontrolled violence.
    • Linda Joy
      The nut house is still a prison, its just harder to predict the behavior of the inmates.
  • One..............heat lamp. Results------a warm person! : )
    • Linda Joy
      Oh yeah! I burned myself on a light once! I was told to show someone how to break down and clean the roast beef slicer before they left. I usually turn the light off long before I break it down and clean it. It was a sensitive area, too. On the inside of my upper arm.
  • Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Short answer😋: You will no find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Long answer😋: You need three. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice. Lawyer answer😋: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i. e., elucidation, the lighting, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (east) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to the steps in attachment "B". 😆I've just read it ( )
  • Only 1 if you're Thomas Edison!

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