An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my the woman said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay more for NOT taking the eggs?" she asked incredulously. "Yep," stated the waitress. "I'll take the special," she replied. "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," she exclaimed. She took the two eggs home.
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And what's wrong with that (palms a couple of apples and an orange from the buffet)?
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