ANSWERS: 4
  • Real men don't cry. And we don't have feelings. Feelings beyond feeling hungry or horny, anyways.
    • Lilo Avli
      I am a false man. Is crying okay for me ?
    • Hardcore Conservative
      Man or no. There is no in-between. It's either bitch stickers or Band-Aids.
  • Depends on what you mean by crying: a tear trickling down a cheek or chest pounding sobbing. Then the answer is yes and no.
    • Lilo Avli
      Thank you for your sympathetic answer.
  • You go right ahead. We won't laugh ... too much !! Hahahaha
    • Lilo Avli
      I was crying at seeing you tied to the tracks.
    • Ice man
      Okay, okay I'll stop laughing now..
    • Lilo Avli
      Too late. Like a worm, you are now in two equal parts. I'll keep the top half, have you stuffed and mounted on my man-cave wall. The bottom half will be sent to the museum of outstanding specimens of phallic length. Rest in peace, you will hardly be forgotten.
    • Ice man
      Yes and I'm sure it won't take long either.
    • Lilo Avli
      Who can't take it long ?
    • Ice man
      The museum of outstanding specimens.
    • Lilo Avli
      Off to the butchers with you then. How many prime beef sausages would you make ?
    • Ice man
      None, I'm not the butcher. That's his job, and union rules are union rules.
  • its not a crime but people might ask you why youre crying
    • Lilo Avli
      Can't they just give me a tissue ?

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