ANSWERS: 2
  • No, you're only a genius in your own head and your heart is full of strong Scottish Lager. As for me .. there is a beautiful, kind and warm hearted, hunk of sexy woman .. who likes dogs and would tell you that up until now I've had no heart at all and that I should have been tossed into the flaming pits of hell .. but it's early days, so we'll see how it goes from here.
    • Lilo Avli
      Wishing you every happiness, my Serengeti-hunting friend. Be warned, Hell hath no fury like a Mircat scorned. Keep your spear in hand and sleep with your one eyed, purple-headed sea snake open.
    • Ice man
      Aye.
    • Lilo Avli
      Ere.
    • Ice man
      Land
    • Lilo Avli
      Rover.
    • Ice man
      Sucks
    • Lilo Avli
      Blows.
    • Ice man
      Dead goats
    • Lilo Avli
      Chinese Takeaway
    • Ice man
      Vivid imagination.
    • Lilo Avli
      Animagic Ruby and Lottie.
    • Ice man
      No thanks, I'm about to have lunch.
    • Lilo Avli
      From "The Addams Family"? He's really quite hot.
    • Ice man
      Hotter than the vicar ?
    • Lilo Avli
      No. Now you're being a silly Billy.
    • Ice man
      Are we going back to the dead goat thing now ?
    • Lilo Avli
      As if us two would go round and round saying the same old shite !
    • Ice man
      No shite , eh?
    • Lilo Avli
      Not for a week, but I've had plenty of roughage this weekend, so fingers crossed for tomorrow.
    • Ice man
      It might help to pull that cucumber out too.
    • Lilo Avli
      Thousands of small children could die in the ensuing landslide. And besides, how else would I get my thrills on a wet Sunday night in England ?
    • Ice man
      That is a dilemma that plagues many smaller countries.
    • Lilo Avli
      Like Liechtenstein or Nigeria ? My teeth are full of plague. I must floss, with Kellyanne's thong or something similar.
    • Ice man
      I think ... no, I know ... I just puked in my mouth a little .
    • Lilo Avli
      I bet you'd like to fill Kellyanne's mouth, too, eh ?
    • Ice man
      Heavens no, I stay away from sharks and women with sharp teeth like hers !
    • Lilo Avli
      Garbage ! I've seen you flirting with "Mircat" and "Thinker" .
    • Ice man
      Thinker isn't a shark.
  • Married and very smart.
    • Lilo Avli
      In what ways are you smart ?
    • Ice man
      LOL Clearly Boola is smart enough that she's not married to you.
    • Lilo Avli
      I'm telling "Mircat" where you live.
    • Ice man
      Please, Please .. PLEASE DO !!!
    • Lilo Avli
      You won't be saying that when you wake up dead.
    • Ice man
      Would that be after or before, I'm to be cast into the fiery pits of hell ?
    • Lilo Avli
      Yes.
    • Ice man
      Good to know..

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