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A mouse pad isn't a rodent's apartment...
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Lilo Avli Three out of ten. Must do better. -
Ice man That will require more beer and crumpets. -
Lilo Avli I think 18 pints and 12 crumpets (ten with syrup, one with marmite and one with chocolate spread) is more than enough for one day. It's not even noon, for chrissakes !
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Ice man Buuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Then maybe I need to have a little nap.
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Lilo Avli Pardon you. Dream about me, you and Stormy.
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Ice man "You" being the one operating the camera ?
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Lilo Avli Why am I missing out on all the fun ?
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Ice man Because it's my dream .. not yours. Now hold the camera still.
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Lilo Avli Not going to be easy. When did you get that tramp stamp ?
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Ice man That's not a tramp stamp. When my manhood is soft it says "Swan", and when I get excited it reads "Saskatchewan"....
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Lilo Avli I don't believe your manhood can read. And when are you ever "soft", anyway ?
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Ice man Only when it says "swan". ..
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Lilo Avli The Queen owns the swans around here. Does she own yours ? And is it a Whooper, a Black-Necked or a Trumpeter that you possess ? HaHa....I am a genius.
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Ice man I don't know what your new religious convictions have to do with it ... but you do need to work on your attention span. I've already told you .. it's a "Saskatchewan"..
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Lilo Avli Bless you !
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Ice man But I didn't sneeze, I farted.
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Lilo Avli What's the difference ?
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Ice man When I sneeze .. I don't get snot inside my Calvin Kleins...
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Lilo Avli Thanks. You've put me right off my supper now. I hope "Mircat" hunts you down and deflates the tyres on your Harley, before dumping it in the junkyard.
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Ice man I'll be sure to adjust her "monkey".
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Lilo Avli R.I.P. Ice Man.
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Hmm!
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Lilo Avli
Very poor. Not even one out of ten. See me after school. -
Vittorio 'Sam' Manunta-Lowell
Hmm! Still thinking. I need more time! -
Hmm! Still thinking. I need more time! -
Ice man
Back away from the bong ..
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Animal marriage is a common concept in every civilization, and sometimes makes me thing about self-terminating with grape jelly and bowling pins.
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Lilo Avli
Good effort. B+. -
Hardcore Conservative
Nah... that was an A. -
Lilo Avli
Sorry, your over-confidence riles me. C-. -
Hardcore Conservative
I slept with a member of the Board of Regents...your pink slip is on the way. -
Lilo Avli
I prefer turquoise....goes better with my eyes.
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