ANSWERS: 3
  • A mouse pad isn't a rodent's apartment...
    • Lilo Avli
      Three out of ten. Must do better.
    • Ice man
      That will require more beer and crumpets.
    • Lilo Avli
      I think 18 pints and 12 crumpets (ten with syrup, one with marmite and one with chocolate spread) is more than enough for one day. It's not even noon, for chrissakes !
    • Ice man
      Buuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Then maybe I need to have a little nap.
    • Lilo Avli
      Pardon you. Dream about me, you and Stormy.
    • Ice man
      "You" being the one operating the camera ?
    • Lilo Avli
      Why am I missing out on all the fun ?
    • Ice man
      Because it's my dream .. not yours. Now hold the camera still.
    • Lilo Avli
      Not going to be easy. When did you get that tramp stamp ?
    • Ice man
      That's not a tramp stamp. When my manhood is soft it says "Swan", and when I get excited it reads "Saskatchewan"....
    • Lilo Avli
      I don't believe your manhood can read. And when are you ever "soft", anyway ?
    • Ice man
      Only when it says "swan". ..
    • Lilo Avli
      The Queen owns the swans around here. Does she own yours ? And is it a Whooper, a Black-Necked or a Trumpeter that you possess ? HaHa....I am a genius.
    • Ice man
      I don't know what your new religious convictions have to do with it ... but you do need to work on your attention span. I've already told you .. it's a "Saskatchewan"..
    • Lilo Avli
      Bless you !
    • Ice man
      But I didn't sneeze, I farted.
    • Lilo Avli
      What's the difference ?
    • Ice man
      When I sneeze .. I don't get snot inside my Calvin Kleins...
    • Lilo Avli
      Thanks. You've put me right off my supper now. I hope "Mircat" hunts you down and deflates the tyres on your Harley, before dumping it in the junkyard.
    • Ice man
      I'll be sure to adjust her "monkey".
    • Lilo Avli
      R.I.P. Ice Man.
    • Lilo Avli
      Very poor. Not even one out of ten. See me after school.
    • Vittorio 'Sam' Manunta-Lowell
      Hmm! Still thinking. I need more time!
    • Vittorio 'Sam' Manunta-Lowell
      Hmm! Still thinking. I need more time!
    • Ice man
      Back away from the bong ..
  • Animal marriage is a common concept in every civilization, and sometimes makes me thing about self-terminating with grape jelly and bowling pins.
    • Lilo Avli
      Good effort. B+.
    • Hardcore Conservative
      Nah... that was an A.
    • Lilo Avli
      Sorry, your over-confidence riles me. C-.
    • Hardcore Conservative
      I slept with a member of the Board of Regents...your pink slip is on the way.
    • Lilo Avli
      I prefer turquoise....goes better with my eyes.

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