ANSWERS: 2
  • NEVER! If you are out of milk you are supposed to use beer.
    • Ice man
      I usually do use beer, but sometimes I like it dry too.
  • No, I prefer my boyfriend to hold me over the kitchen table until the next mealtime.
    • Ice man
      So how much do you pay Arthur for his services ?
    • Lilo Avli
      He pays me with a pack of Twinkies and half a Ding Dong.
    • Ice man
      Does he know you describe his manhood as "half a Ding Dong" ?
    • Lilo Avli
      No, he only speaks Canadian.
    • Ice man
      Oh, so he has a bacon & beer accent then. What about a beaver fur hat ?
    • Lilo Avli
      No, he prefers to ride bareback.

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