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No, not really. It's the third testicle that gets me. : )
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Anoname Exotic. He never mentioned the third one to me. -
Ice man I'm surprised, because he won't shut up about it. -
beaker95 Ever get the feeling people are talking about your genitalia behind your back ? -
Ice man Oh so now you're claiming that your genitalia is behind your back as well. : )
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beaker95 What time is it in Canada ?
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Ice man Five minutes to six am. In this time zone at least. What time is it in England?
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beaker95 And you have nothing better to do than this ? Get a shave. Have a shit. Pleasure yourself in the shower. Pleasure someone else in the shower. Go back to sleep. Eat. Drink. Walk the 'gator. Mend that fence. Clean your kitchen. Trim your pubes. 11 o'clock in the morning.
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Ice man I shit the bed early so I had to get up and start the laundry, you know how it is....
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beaker95 Why didn't you just flip the bed sheet over and be good for another month ?
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Ice man Because I did that last month ..
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beaker95 Oh I see. You have OCD.
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Ice man Hey, there's nothing wrong with my dick ... and my rash is all cleared up too.
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beaker95 What about investing in plastic sheets ? A quick wipe over with your towel and they are as good as new. Saves a fortune on the laundry bills. Not quite as comfortable as Egyptian cotton though. We girls sometimes have to sacrifice comfort for necessity, don't we ?
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Ice man Good idea !! I'm off to Walmart to buy a big roll of plastic....
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beaker95 Make sure you keep them in front of you and dangling downwards. And skip out the dairy aisle in case that store detective remembers you and gets excited.
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Ice man Silly, I do it on purpose ..
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beaker95 You do what on a porpoise ?
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Ice man Ride bareback ..
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Ice man No. - https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_bag_(sexual_act)
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