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No, not so long as they're not the type to hurt someone's pets. If they are into animal cruelty I keep a closer eye on them.
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beaker95Like that teenage girl next door, then.
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Ice manYes, exactly. : )
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beaker95Send me some photos. There's another buck in it for you.
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Ice manThat's two bucks you owe me now.
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beaker95Damn. I need to find a Christian now, to borrow some money. What time does Linda get in from her night shift ?
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Ice manI don't know, lets go shake her cage ... : )
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beaker95Why is she in jail ? Is it internet porn again ?
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Ice manYes, I warned her what would happen ... but she doesn't listen to what I say ...
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beaker95Perhaps you should dress up as Jesus and turn up her hearing aid.
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Ice manMy halo is tarnished, the sheets are still in the washer, and I don't own any strappy sandals. You might have to do it ....
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beaker95Very risky for me. She has an insatiable sexual urge for me and I fear I might not make it out alive. You've got my back, right ?
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Ice manHold still while I strap a two by four across your ass. Just for safety sake ...
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beaker95Where are you going to put those nails ? And why is your hammer so large ?
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Ice manThe nails go through the 2x4 and the hammer use to belong to a guy named "MC", I gave him a buck for it when he had a garage sale.
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beaker95That seems cheap for a garage. Is he selling anything else ?
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Ice manNo, I got the last hammer. I thought it was cheap too but who am I to argue.
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Linda JoySomeone told me y'all were talking about me behind my back again! I see they're mistaken you're talking about some other Linda not Linda Joy.
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Nope, not everybody likes cats.
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Is hate the only choice? Can't one be indifferent towards cats?
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AskingForaFriend
Certainly. I was just wondering about opinions on people who hate them. There seems to be a lot
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Ice man
That's not how you spell "beers".... -
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Ice man
Knoted. -
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Ice man
Deep fried goat and eggs ... -
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Ice man
Watch your mouth Buster, it's never too early .... especially when you're on vacation. -
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Ice man
It's always afternoon ...somewhere. -
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Ice man
Yes, sometimes. I think it's a daily occurrence there.
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