ANSWERS: 4
  • No, not so long as they're not the type to hurt someone's pets. If they are into animal cruelty I keep a closer eye on them.
    • beaker95
      Like that teenage girl next door, then.
    • Ice man
      Yes, exactly. : )
    • beaker95
      Send me some photos. There's another buck in it for you.
    • Ice man
      That's two bucks you owe me now.
    • beaker95
      Damn. I need to find a Christian now, to borrow some money. What time does Linda get in from her night shift ?
    • Ice man
      I don't know, lets go shake her cage ... : )
    • beaker95
      Why is she in jail ? Is it internet porn again ?
    • Ice man
      Yes, I warned her what would happen ... but she doesn't listen to what I say ...
    • beaker95
      Perhaps you should dress up as Jesus and turn up her hearing aid.
    • Ice man
      My halo is tarnished, the sheets are still in the washer, and I don't own any strappy sandals. You might have to do it ....
    • beaker95
      Very risky for me. She has an insatiable sexual urge for me and I fear I might not make it out alive. You've got my back, right ?
    • Ice man
      Hold still while I strap a two by four across your ass. Just for safety sake ...
    • beaker95
      Where are you going to put those nails ? And why is your hammer so large ?
    • Ice man
      The nails go through the 2x4 and the hammer use to belong to a guy named "MC", I gave him a buck for it when he had a garage sale.
    • beaker95
      That seems cheap for a garage. Is he selling anything else ?
    • Ice man
      No, I got the last hammer. I thought it was cheap too but who am I to argue.
    • Linda Joy
      Someone told me y'all were talking about me behind my back again! I see they're mistaken you're talking about some other Linda not Linda Joy.
  • Nope, not everybody likes cats.
  • Is hate the only choice? Can't one be indifferent towards cats?
    • AskingForaFriend
      Certainly. I was just wondering about opinions on people who hate them. There seems to be a lot
  • I hate cats. Give me some lears.
    • Ice man
      That's not how you spell "beers"....
    • beaker95
      Speling ain't my strongist skil.
    • Ice man
      Knoted.
    • beaker95
      What you having for breakfast ? Apart from the rent boy ?
    • Ice man
      Deep fried goat and eggs ...
    • beaker95
      You've washed the pan this time ? What you washing that muck down with ? Surely it's too early, even for you, to open a cold, frothy one ?
    • Ice man
      Watch your mouth Buster, it's never too early .... especially when you're on vacation.
    • beaker95
      I might join you, seeing as though the afternoon has arrived. As the creamy froth touches my lips, I will close my eyes and think about you. Cheers. Bottoms up.
    • Ice man
      It's always afternoon ...somewhere.
    • beaker95
      What about Australia ?
    • Ice man
      Yes, sometimes. I think it's a daily occurrence there.

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