ANSWERS: 3
  • Straw. BTW, interesting graphic here: http://popvssoda.com/
    • Ice man
      I've never seen it displayed like that before, very interesting how it breaks down. Especially Alaska. Thanks.
  • I don't usually drink out of the can. But if I have to I make sure to clean the lid first.
    • beaker95
      By rubbing it against your boobs, is my guess.
    • Linda Joy
      No, I usually use my clothing and my thumb nail to get down in the groove. But like I said it's usually an emergency situation when I drink out of a can I normally take a bottle of something to drink with me wherever I go.
    • beaker95
      Gin or vodka ?
    • Ice man
      @ Linda - You had him at the "get down in the groove" part. : )
    • Linda Joy
      Usually water, sometimes flavored with fruit punch or raspberry lemonade drink powder mix. If I had to choose between gin or vodka I'd choose vodka, but I'd prefer Southern Comfort. And if I'm choosing soda it would be code red mt dew.
    • Linda Joy
      Ice man, I had him within a week of showing up here! Maybe less!
    • beaker95
      And I came eight times that night. Maybe nine, if you count the wank afterwards.
    • Linda Joy
      I've never once masturbated with you in mind.
    • beaker95
      Swear on the Holy Bible, in front of a hundred children, praying to the Lord Baby Jesus.
    • Linda Joy
      Matthew 5:34 and James 5:12 both tell us not to swear but I can promise you I never have. I respect the sanctity of marriage.
    • beaker95
      Leave my wife's sunken titties out of this.
    • Linda Joy
      I never brought them into this.
    • beaker95
      In that case, I will scoop them up and put them back into their rightful place, next to the pickled eggs and the foie gras.
    • Linda Joy
      You probably have a beautiful wife with beautiful breasts and should probably be thankful she puts up with you!
  • From the can :)
    • Ice man
      You're a brave one, aren't ya. : )

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