• what is a balloons’ least favorite kind of music?
    • Cry me a River
  • What do you call a woman who hates paying her energy bill?
    • Creamcrackered
    • Cry me a River
      I don’t get it
    • bostjan the adequate 🥉
      Say it out loud: "Bernadette... burn a debt... set the bills aflame..."
    • Linda Joy
  • Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 😏😏
    • Cry me a River
      Of course! Houses can’t jump
    • Linda Joy
      what's your . ?
  • Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
    • mushroom
      The chicken, of course: eggs can't come.
  • That reminds me of a nerd joke from when I was at the university. A student asked the quantum mechanics professor if he could explain the Copenhagen interpretation and the professor said "Yes and no."
    • mushroom
      Professor Heisenberg was stopped by a trooper for speeding. Cop: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg: No officer, but I know exactly where I am. Cop: Sir, then you should know you were going 100 mph in a 60 zone. Heisenberg: Great! Now I'm lost!

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