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I asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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what is a balloons’ least favorite kind of music?
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Cry me a River Pop
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What do you call a woman who hates paying her energy bill?
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Creamcrackered
Bernadette -
Cry me a River
I don’t get it -
bostjan64
Say it out loud: "Bernadette... burn a debt... set the bills aflame..." -
Linda Joy
lol
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 😏😏
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Cry me a River
Of course! Houses can’t jump
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Linda Joy
what's your . ?
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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
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mushroom
The chicken, of course: eggs can't come.
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That reminds me of a nerd joke from when I was at the university. A student asked the quantum mechanics professor if he could explain the Copenhagen interpretation and the professor said "Yes and no."
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mushroom
Professor Heisenberg was stopped by a trooper for speeding. Cop: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg: No officer, but I know exactly where I am. Cop: Sir, then you should know you were going 100 mph in a 60 zone. Heisenberg: Great! Now I'm lost!
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