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  • Jewels Vern
    7-10-2017 Well, I just want to point out that you can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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    • Linda Joy
      Unless you can still see it in the distance
  • mushroom
    Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says I'll have an H2O, and an H2O "two" for my colleague..
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    • Linda Joy
      He must not have liked his colleague much. LOL
  • beaker95
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  • LobotomyClub
    It's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
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    • Linda Joy
      Wow! Nice!
  • pearllederman
    no, i dont think ive ever heard any except for yours
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  • Jewels Vern
    8-20-2017 The scientist talks to God. He says "God, we don't need you at all. Why we can even make a man from dust now, just like you did." God says "Hey go for it. That's worth seeing." The scientist stoops and grabs some dirt. "HOLD ON!" roars God. "That's mine! Get your own dirt!"
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    • Linda Joy
      I love that joke!
  • Jewels Vern
    8-20-2017 A physicist, a statistician, and a mathematician fall into a hole. The physicist measures the depth of the hole by reaching up and concludes "We can't get out." The statistician measures the exact depth by triangulation, considers the average person's jumping ability, and concludes "We can't get out." The mathematician says "You're both wrong. Of course we can get out. Assume a ladder."
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    • Linda Joy
      Tunnel vision can get to be a problem sometimes.
  • Linda Joy
    Two Atoms were hanging around and one said I think I lost an electron... The other atom said are you sure? Then the first said "Yes, I'm positive!"
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  • lavender
    What do you call acid with an attitude? A mean ole acid
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    • Linda Joy
      Lol good one!!
  • bostjan the adequate 🥉
    If it drops down to -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit, everything will be 0K.
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  • Creamcrackered
    Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs. Hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.
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  • bostjan the adequate 🥉
    The entropy of the universe isn't what is used to be.
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  • pearllederman
    no, havent heard any
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  • Thinker
    Who can tell me what HO2CH is?
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    • bostjan the adequate 🥉
      Formic acid. If it makes it's way into your hooch, you could go blind, although it's less toxic than wood alcohol.

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