ANSWERS: 9
  • Apologize
  • Punch them and scream "lighten up, wimpy!" really loud into their face. You'll have a friend for life. ..or not.
  • Make a mental note to not do that again. That is what I learned to do. After I said I'm sorry they stayed upset. It was an innocent joke anyway.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Yea, but did you TRY the screaming? I mean it's like if someone's face hurts, and you stamp on their foot, then they might forget about their face (OR they might feel pain in both locations, but then you can just kick them in the jimmies, in which case they'll forget EVERYTHING and pass out and you can take their wallet. .....Then later when you give them back their wallet, saying "I found it! Good news! You don't have to get a new drivers license after all!! ...And..."oh too bad the cash is gone though, ya"..and then they'll be happy with you!
    • Rick Myres
      I don't do those kinds of things.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh. Hey can you stand still for a moment? ...
    • Rick Myres
      You don't know me or how I live.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      That's not what I meant! YOINK Aw geez, your wallet's gone! Where did it go???
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      What kind of guitar is that? Can you play it? Are you a retired rock star?
  • Explain my intent, listen to their perspective and resolve the misunderstanding.
  • He did not want to talk after that. So I just left that him alone. Matter of fact have not seen him since.
  • Grovel on your knees, and don't forget to bring flowers and chocolate !! Maybe she'll forgive you.
  • Like voting for Trump, you mean? Some people just don't deserve a second chance.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I agree. Deport them ALL OF THEM, in leaky boats.
  • Sincerely apologize.
  • Tell them to get a grip most likely. We have too many snowflakes getting offended about pretty much nothing at all way too often today. 5-24-17
    • Anoname
      That offended me..........................(kidding)

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