ANSWERS: 3
  • Get an X-Box instead.
  • Play with the dog's belly instead. Not only wont he mind, but when it bites you as you're 'in that state', this will cause an even more disturbing twist in your psycho-sexual development. Later, as an adult, possibly you can work at the dog pound. um...Woof!
    • beaker95
      Or just work at pounding the dog.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      exactly. (woof!) *pants*
  • Odd craving. Suggest forgetting it.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Maybe mom is a babe? Suggest Mr Pants give her belly a lick or two to see what the fuss is about. If all goes well, will send postcards from Belly Button Inn.... (Oh I'm getting weird, even for me. ..woof *pant pant pant* Wait, speaking of pants, where ARE mine? Oh.. Yea....

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