ANSWERS: 3
  • I realized a few hours ago that my phone was NOT in my pocket. Either I left it home or - gasp -I misplaced it.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh that would suck.
    • Anoname
      Just completed my rounds in this building. No dropped phone. It's still missing.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      So you tried the thing where you call it, and see if your couch cushion rings? Well...... I hopped on the smart phone wagon a few years back, but now...the next time I gotta buy a phone, I'm going to Metro PCS (same network as T-Mobile, but $30 total per month...instead of $80 for T-Mobile. Plus a phone bought from Metro PCS is very cheap (less than a hundred, does all the same as a Samsung touch screen, works as well) (I payed a thousand for my Samsung). Next time though ... it's the cheapy for me!! Less worry, more money left in the wallet. I hope you find it though. Borrow a cell and phone yourself everywhere you go. See if that works
    • Anoname
      Did call it but got a busy signal. Thought that ment it ran out of power. Found it later and discovered it was out'ta minutes. (Yes- I'm on minutes.)
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      aargh! Minutes. Can you get Metro PCS where you are? I Pay only $30 a month (total) for unlimited service. (I used to pay $80, and Verizon and AT&T customers pay over a hundred...so $30 is a steal.
  • My left pocket is empty. My right pocket contains my trusty handkerchief, which I use to clean my glasses, blow my snot into, and to wipe the end of my penis when I look at pictures of Kellyanne Conway for too long, whilst touching myself in a self-pleasuring kind of way.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      *facepalm*
    • beaker95
      I was pretty sure the only possible explanation would involve parallel world theory. That sounded fun.
  • The only pockets I have that contain anything are my jackets. Hat, gloves and maybe a chapstick.
    • Linda Joy
      You do know condoms have an expiration date right?
    • beaker95
      Please, Miss, what's a condom?
    • Linda Joy
      wow that comment was attached to the wrong question how did that happen? Lol
    • beaker95
      As clear as glass.

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