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When I forgot to take my meds.
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When I left it at a pawn shop in St.Louis.
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Lilo AvliThey have porn shops in St. Louis ? Why has no one ever told me this ?
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Ice manI find your lack of ability to comprehend the difference between no one and no-one, intolerable. Have you been taking lessons in speaking "American" ?
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Lilo AvliSup. I've been hanging around Y'all, chatting to so many awesome Canadians, that something bad was bound to happen. Have no fear, my good man, for this afternoon one is attending Her Majesty's Royal Garden Party at the Palace, and that should jolly well help to sort me out. Awesome.
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Ice manI'll watch for the action news video at 6 pm.
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Lilo AvliI'll wave to you.
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Ice manNo need, I'll know it's you when I see old Liz toss you out through the gates, by the scruff of your neck and the seat of your pants .. er.. that is if you're wearing any...
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Lilo AvliHow dare you suggest Our Great Majesty tossed me off thru Buckingham Palace gates ! That was Camilla. And I shall be wearing my best floral print dress as usual. With underwear, too. Orf to the tower with you.
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Ice manSpeaking of Camelzilla, When the time comes, why don't they just give her the crown instead of giving it to Chaz ? Clearly she wears the pants and he wears the frilly panties.
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Lilo AvliI'll notify the relevant authorities and ask for a referendum.
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Ice manWhile you're at it, better ask for a new "Russian Missile-proof" bomb shelter.
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Lilo AvliI'll just close my eyes, so they can't see me.
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Ice manSounds like that idea worked in Syria ..
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Lilo AvliWorks everywhere. Except for Alaska and Papua New Guinea.
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Ice manNow why do you suppose that is ?
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Lilo AvliProbably something to do with genetics. The inhabitants there can only close one eye at a time, and have trouble breeding sheep.
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Ice manMaybe we should send them some rubber boots to help them with the breeding. It worked in Newfoundland.
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Lilo AvliHow ?
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Ice manIt's really simple. First they put the boots on, then they stick the sheep's hind legs into the boots too. That way the sheep can't run away while they're being bred.
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Lilo AvliOh, that's very creative. We do a similar thing here, with our aristocracy and their offspring. Called incense, or something. Apparently it smells real nice, before, during and after.
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Ice manDo you get it in stick or block form ? I prefer scandalwood. ..
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Lilo AvliMy particular preference is Santacum. I get it in red and white form, but only once a year, and dependent on me being a very good boy.
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Ice manSounds like the aftershave lotion my dad used.
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Lilo AvliIt worked on your Mom, right ?
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Ice manYes, it drove her straight into the arms of that Italian gigolo.
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