Is farting a right?
If you had to go to court because you insisted you could not hold in your gasses at the dinner table, what would you tell the judge, to convince him that when a body needs to fart, it needs to.
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I'm thinking I should eat eggs and rotten cheese before my court appearance, and give the judge a demonstration of what happens when you hold it in, to show that I cant reasonably be held responsible for constraining my noxious fumes. Do you think he will hold me in contempt of court for this? Or issue a "restrainer" of some kind? *blink* Or might the judge surprise us all and cut one in return? (in which case it would only be proper to provide a banjo player to accompany this fart off.... "bubba ding dung ding dung ding dung ding... "
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It is around here, when someone looks at me funny ... I just blame it on the ducks.
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Mr PantsFellDown Yes! Those pesky ducks! *blink* Uh oh...I think someone just stepped on one.
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Yes! Everyone does it...and it might hurt your body not to...that is....if you could keep from farting!
Ice man 
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