• After Natalie Wood fell overboard and drowned, I heard a joke on the radio just days later... "Why didn't Natalie take a shower on the boat?" "because she wanted to wash up on shore!" ...I laughed hard at this, but then, of course, I went to hell and burned for it. (I got better though.)
  • Like .. is there something better ?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      No I mean I died. But it's ok, because I got better. O_o ...Oh you mean another inappropriate joke? mm... What do you call a cheap circumcision? ((A rip-off.)) ba dump bump (psssh!) ---- What do priests and McDonald?s have in common? ((They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.)) *Ed McMahon voice* Hi-oh!! ---- What do you call an incestuous nephew? ((An aunt-eater.)) ----- *tugs at bow tie, like Rodney Dangerfield* Tough crowd!! ..... What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? ((Thanks for coming!)) *drum roll* boom boom boom boom PSHHH!!!
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I like to provide the whole night club experience... "Would you like another drink sir? SLAP! Fresh!! .... Oh wait, maybe you prefer a certain kind of bar!! Oh.... *changes ambient crowd noise* "Ba-dup Ba-dup Ba da da da BA BA BOW!! "Hey there fellas, are you all carrying rolls of quarters in your pockets or are ya glad to see Lola? RRRRRow! *drum* ... Ice Man - smashed already - yells out "Take it off baby!!" Whooo!" *and then falls head first into the condom machine* (several condoms fall out) (Lola cracks "It looks like it's your lucky day Truck Man! Rrrrrow! *swings her big fuzzy...ah..thing around *blink* *blink blink blink* Ice Man hands Lola his whole wallet, professing his love...*
  • Offensive humour? You mean like this one?... Q: What was Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt's biggest hit?... A: The Wall.

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