• Unfortunately pressed ducks do not smell like farts. I'd recommend leaving some 'fart cushions' lying around to spread the blame.
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Those pesky ducks! Okay, farty cushions it is. Hey, I think I have some of those on my couch! Well, this is my lucky day, saving money!
  • Mr Pants, you could just go ahead and shit your self, and people should consider themselves lucky to be around you. (But I would say something like that.) O_o

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