• Mr Pants tried some speedos. They tasted a bit salty. Are you sure you're supposed to eat them? Well, who am I to argue. And what exactly does this euphemism "swim" mean? ...Mr Pants is a lot less like an otter now, than when I was a young boy. Back then I would stay in till I was shriveled. *blink* *blink blink, blink*
    • beaker95
      From what I've read on the walls in the female rest-room, you could ill afford to shrivel-up any more. Who is Naughty Nora, anyway?
  • With my babee yes. I don't want to go on a journey without him.
    • beaker95
      Is he a good swimmer?
  • No thanks, the water is still too cold and muddy. But I'd like to know why you're wearing your trunks backwards and did you think that potato would impress the girls ?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh I thought that was a french fry.
    • we are dough 68
      Chipolata. Coated in salsa.
    • we are dough 68
      Can I dip it in your salsa?
    • Ice man
      Sorry - No salsa dipping permitted on these premises. ....
    • beaker95
      Won't that flood your ballast tanks?

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