ANSWERS: 27
-
The Police! If he wouldn't let me call the police because he had the number blocked, I'd call my friend Byron...he is excellent at decoding what I am secretly saying but not saying.
-
Some news station. It is my best shot at having someone pay attention and investigate.
-
The Answerbag Staff and tell them to get all of you to send a lot of BACON - for my release -- lol + 5
-
Bill Gates. He can pay the ransom
-
Larry King
-
My boyfriend, becaue he's a detective, i know he would find a way to get me out of that place!
-
You ♥
-
My priest
-
911
-
The nearest hostage negotiator.
-
My pot dealer!
-
a hit man and put out a contract on the hostage takers family, and their family...and so on.
-
Oh hell yes!! I've been waiting for a question like this... I would call Chuck Norris. Sit back, watch a B- action flick unfold before my eyes, and then go to texas and watch MrNorris beat a brick wall at tennis.
-
I'm stuck I have no clue... logically the cops, but if not, nobody as there is nobody's phone number i know by heart (thats not in my family...)
-
I'm calling the US Embassy or Consulate office.
-
Even if we weren't together I'd call my S/O
-
My business partner, who is also a close friend.
-
If everyone is dead, then I really wouldn't care much about getting out.
-
The one that wanted the kidnappers to keep me the least;)
-
Is this a trick question? If I was taken hostage, what would be the point of making a phone call? If my family is all dead, no one else would provide five cents for my ransom for release. I guess I can just kiss my ass good bye.
-
i call jessica alba =) it be the only way i get to answer my call..
-
GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!
-
The police sniper guy. I'd tell him to shoot me (not fatally) to get me out of the way, and then kill the guy holding me hostage.
-
The hostage taker. Would act like a telemarketer and start some lame sales routine. When he turns around to try to listen more clearly and to try to have this number removed from their call list, I'd knock him upside the head with my cell phone, take his, and high tail it on out of there.
-
My Ninjitsu Grande Master, Emiko Tanaka ... she has invested several decades training me and would not tolerate some money grabbing terrorists to get away with harming me ... if I was not released right away, THEY would all have fatal "accidents" in a very short time.
-
Ghost Busters
-
ghost busters maybe??? i would call on my ability to offer them a collaboration of whatever i had to give to their cause
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC