ANSWERS: 2
  • Could it possibly have something to do with all that moaning coming from your basement again....?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Well, we keep the milk men upstairs. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nSt0q_Jfo
  • I really did walk into the local post office with a pile of junk mail and ask them to stop delivering it. They said they don't do that, and then possibly pushed a button under the counter, alerting other postal workers of a trouble maker. (Possibly this happened.) (Also possibly a plane took off, loaded with bags of money, and in about five minutes a bag of cash will fall (out of a loose door) and land on my porch. *waiting* ..But, postal employees, it's not good to piss off postal employees, in the United States! As we know, they tend to become disgruntled and then buy a Machine Gun at Wal-Mart ($249.95 plus tax and ammo) and.... hmm.. I think I'll go read my mail.

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